Do you really count as a cougar just because you WANT to date younger men, even if all of the younger men clearly cannot stand you? And I have a follow up:

Or is that what makes you an “extreme” cougar?

Why is this show called Extreme Cougar Wives if none of them are Wives?

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that all of these women are virgins?

WHO KISSES LIKE THAT?

Stephanie knows about Octavio and the senator, right?

Why do they pretend like that 56-year-old woman has to sneak out of her boyfriend’s house when there is a camera crew following both of them and also a camera crew in the living room following his mom?

Why can’t it be November 25th right noooooowwwwwww?!

Comments (28)
  1. OOPS HELLO MY FUTURE.

  2. How about if they called it “Cougar Wives’ Extreme Earrings”? Because holy cow! Those earrings were extreme!

  3. I was hoping that they would do skydiving or base jumping or something to warrant being EXTREME. At least drink mountain dew! A rare miss, whatever channel this is on.

    • As a follow-up: since they are both extreme and elderly, if you mention Mountain Dew, do they think that it’s moonshine, or the neon green squeezings from the adrenal glands of snowboarders?

  4. Please, please, PLEASE change the station’s name. Shortening it to TLC still reminds me of what it used to stand for. Maybe make it “T to the El C”

  5. Extreme(ly cute) Cougar:

  6. Kevin is definitely the same Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin

  7. TLC: Three Libidinous Crones

  8. So this is what happens when a generation comes of age (turns 70) raised on Blanche from Golden Girls. Quelle scandale!

    • Seriously though, my girlfriends and I have already decided we’re going to live together in a beach front house wearing leopard print one piece bathing suits and heels all day and getting massages from the 20 year old cabana boys. This is the plan as soon as we hit 65. On our 65th birthdays it’s Goodbye Husbands, Hello Sexy Retirement Living! I for one cannot wait.

  9. Sickos watch this crap and I know because I’ve accidentally clicked into the grandma section on YouPorn.

  10. Finally a show that hits on all sixes. Why so many Mrs. Grundys and bluenoses out of the sudden?

  11. that the first one sounds like Ruth Gordon makes this all the more strange to me.

  12. grandma’s in charge of the stuffing this thanksgiving!!

  13. RIP Bustille II.

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