Have you ever looked into the sky and wondered, “What’s up there? Aliens?” And then, “And I don’t mean boring-ass aliens like, I don’t know, tiny organisms living under the ice on Neptune or whatever, I mean like legit aliens with big alien faces and superior technology and spaceships. Are those up there? If so, when will we ever find out? Why don’t they try to contact us? Is it because they don’t want to waste their time, or is it because they want to wait until they are for sure for sure able to destroy Earth? Or — wait a second, have they been trying to contact us?” WELL, YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Thanks to a local news crew in Denver who went out on a limb and tried to debunk some thing a guy saw in the sky, only to go to the spot where he saw it and then see the exact same thing themselves. The truth is out there! Out there in Denver!

What is it, do you think? A plate on a string? A new kind of bird no one knows about yet? Aliens? (JK, it is definitely aliens.) Garbage floating? Hamburger helicopter? Something Barack Obama knows that he will never tell anyone, not even for charity? What is it???!! (Via Gawker.)

Comments (18)
  1. Ha, relax Colorado. You’re just stoned. Love what it’s done to your TV programming, though.

  2. Richard Henne is out of jail, right?

  3. Why are these newscasters so eager to protect bug’s involvement in this scandal!?

  4. ENHANCE

  5. I seriously saw something very close to that here in Santa Fe in September. There are all these videos posted about it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA3miedFHw0&feature=related

    A lot of folks say it was a weather balloon (which it probably was) but what if it wasn’t???!?!?!

  6. I love when people come across unidentified flying objects and say “Is it a UFO??? PERHAPS IT IS.” Dude, if you don’t know what it is and it is an object that is flying, it is a UFO.

  7. Mystery solved.

  8. What’s the big deal? It’s just ED-E. It’ll help carry your stuff!!

    #falloutlyfe

    • Dude. Tell me all about Fallout 3 please. Every frickin detail. I’ve never been a big gamer but when games got me hooked, good god I was hooked. Fallout games got me hooked but I don’t know what I would have to get to play Fallout 3.

    • YES YES YES YES YES. Oh my god, I love this game, and no one I know has played it through, which means no one else can sit down with me to cry about Boone. BOONE!

  9. It’s hard to take this reporting seriously when she can’t even get the tipline number right.

  10. Anyone can see it’s a stupid Wal-Mart bag.

  11. “We suspect this might be the work of Tom Pranksosaurus.” -NORAD

  12. I want to believe.

    (It’s probably some crazy military thing, though, with cloaking and stealth. And some weird new engine that uses antigrav and rockets. Taking off through the chimney of an ordinary-looking house that is actually atop a giant underground lab. Which I guess is also kind of cool?)

  13. (Drunk) Batman

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