BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously, that’s fucking awful.

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  1. Sham-POW! Right in the kisser.

  2. His mugshot is made of my nightmares.

  3. Billy Mays would NEVER. Should stick with him…

  4. “…though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment.”

    that made me lol. “Currently, I am considering the possibility of filing a lawsuit against Mr. Shlomi” “BUT ARENT YOU A HOOKER”

  5. he looks like thomas haden church in sideways. you know, except not as awesome and 100x more terrifying.

  6. Whoever wrote the headline/tag for this point needs to win an award for awfully clever use of pop cultural ZINGS.

  7. This is one mess the shamwow can’t be soaking up!

  8. Squidgie  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 +3

    Holy crap, that guy’s 44?!!?

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    What the fuck is he wearing? A hospital gown and his mom’s winter coat?

  10. That is fucking IT – wedding’s off.

  11. HB  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 +4

    This is one of those moments I love life. Sorry, though, prostitute.

  12. zach  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 +3

    By the look of that mug it looks as if the prostitute beat up him.

    IT’S FAKE!!!!!!!!1


  14. ben  |   Posted on Mar 28th, 2009 +1

    Did anyone bother to read the article? She bit his fucking tongue! Like on purpose. I’m not sure he’s to blame here.

  15. Guess I’m gonna have to change the ol’ avatar then.

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    The Smoking Gun Used an old booking photo. Sham-Wow guy went Ike Turner.

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