BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously, that’s fucking awful.
Sham-POW! Right in the kisser.
His mugshot is made of my nightmares.
Billy Mays would NEVER. Should stick with him…
“…though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment.”
that made me lol. “Currently, I am considering the possibility of filing a lawsuit against Mr. Shlomi” “BUT ARENT YOU A HOOKER”
he looks like thomas haden church in sideways. you know, except not as awesome and 100x more terrifying.
or maybe benecio del toro in unusual suspects? a little?
ha! i meant usual suspects, obvs. thats the wine talking
Whoever wrote the headline/tag for this point needs to win an award for awfully clever use of pop cultural ZINGS.
this hath been prophesied:
This is one mess the shamwow can’t be soaking up!
Holy crap, that guy’s 44?!!?
What the fuck is he wearing? A hospital gown and his mom’s winter coat?
I think he is wearing his next product. Not sure of the name, but it’s a shirt the covers up meat sweats.
Bingo gas station, your avatar is as terrifying as your comment is funny. Whenever I go to bed, I check under the bed for (shudder) Bob.
i know, right?
that is a screencap of the most scary thing i have ever seen on film.
why does he hate our eyes so much?
That is fucking IT – wedding’s off.
This is one of those moments I love life. Sorry, though, prostitute.
By the look of that mug it looks as if the prostitute beat up him.
THIS ISN’T REAL!
IT’S REALLY HIS TWINNE BROTHER!!1!
Did anyone bother to read the article? She bit his fucking tongue! Like on purpose. I’m not sure he’s to blame here.
Guess I’m gonna have to change the ol’ avatar then.
The Smoking Gun Used an old booking photo. Sham-Wow guy went Ike Turner.
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