The best thing about celebs is that you can never have enough information about them, so any new piece of information is a welcome new friend. PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT YOURSELVES, CELEBS! Sometimes I will just lay awake at night thinking, like, WHAT MAKES THEM TICK?! Oh Gosh, I just want to crawl inside of a celebs body and take a nap in there and when I wake up the two of us can go on an adventure. Bradley Cooper is a huge celeb, and today we learn something we did not know about him before. Great! Each day is a gift, when you look at it that way. From Esquire (via Celebitchy):

He just might stink: “Yeah, I don’t use deodorant really anymore. I do take a lot of showers, so maybe that helps. In the morning and then at night. And after I work out, I’ll take a shower. So maybe three a day.”

Bradley Cooper, a handsome celebrity, doesn’t use deodorant? That is crazy, because NEITHER DO I! I’m practically a millionaire celebrity movie star myself, when it comes to the hygienic status of our armpits. If you were to put my armpits next to Bradley Cooper’s armpits in a darkened room with no other information to go on, you’d hardly even be able to tell the difference until your nose brushed against cashmere (Cooper’s). It just goes to show you, celebrities really are like us. They put their deodorant on no armpits at a time. Celebs! Love you more and more each passing day, celebs! Oh, by the way, there is another part of the interview where Bradley Cooper says that now that he is a millionaire, it feels great to tell people he’s going to buy their house for them, which does seem like it would feel great IF IT EVER HAPPENED. That is such a caricature of how a nice new millionaire would act. How many HOUSES has he bought for people? Please share your stories about Bradley Cooper buying your house for you in the comments.

Comments (27)
  1. I just hope he douches.

  2. I think we all know now why he wasn’t People’s sexiest man.

    • Channing Tatum has skunk and wet dog all over him (still, I’m sure) and he is the reigning SMA, so maybe a distinctive odor is a condition of the title?

  3. At least he has something in common with his movies:

  4. Is that a bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

    (Because of all the showers he takes, he must really like to be clean, you know?)

  5. Brad DID buy me a house! And a Porsche! And a pony! And a room full of kittens that never grow up, poop, or make me sneeze!

  6. Apparently someone does not believe in him smellf

  7. BREAKING: Bradley Cooper is a huge water-waster.

    • He needs help, I think. It’s fine to not wear deodorant. There’s no need to get defensive and shower three times a day, not even two! Two is already excessive. I mean, if you know you are going to the gym, maybe you don’t need to shower in the morning and can just wait till after the gym. That’s not to say I have any problem with occassionally showering twice a day, like say you didn’t shower on Saturday, and you have a thing you should clean up for on Sunday so you shower Sunday morning, but you also did laundry that day and so you have clean sheets for Sunday night and also you’ll probably go to bed stoned and oh my do clean sheets feel amazing if you are also clean and also maybe stoned.

  8. Not wearing deodorant is fine. If you wear this everywhere.

  9. Great. Now I’m just thinking about how dry all those showers are making Bradley Cooper’s skin. Also am I not showering enough? Bradley Cooper takes probably 6x more showers than I do. But I use deodorant, so really, who is more gross?

  10. First of all, this made me laugh more than anything has in a long time A++ Gabe!

    Second, some people just don’t stink. My mom doesn’t wear deoderant and she never ever smells. I unfortunately did not inherit this gene and I wear deoderant like the rest of the plebes.

    Third, three showers a day seems really excessive and horrible for your skin! Stop it please, Mr Cooper! I’m worried about your skin!

  11. So that’s why he can speak French!

  12. bradley pooper scooper

    thanks, thanks a lot.

  13. Gabe doesn’t wear deodorant? All of my illusions are shattered! Now I feel like I don’t know him at all! (spolier alert: I don’t)

  14. i spent last week in Florida, sitting by the pool, mostly. living the high life. i showered exactly twice. it was wonderful. i’m still adjusting back to proper hygiene and am annoyed that i have to waste precious time in the shower. its a pain in the ass and a total inconvenience.

    what i’m getting at is, if i could live a fairly shapeless life without a real care in the world like Mr. Cooper, I probably wouldn’t bother with deodorant either. oh, the power of ‘Fuck You’ Money….

    • Was this your honeymoon? (You got married, right? I’m going to be embarrassed if I’m wrong, but otherwise, congratulations!)

      I have pretty lax hygienic standards because I mostly just sit around not sweating all day. I haven’t worked out since 2010, and since I work from home, there are some days I don’t even leave the house except to walk my dog. Basically, if my teeth are brushed before noon, I feel a mild sense of accomplishment.

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