You might think, “I’m an adult. I might not have perfect by-the-book manners — I put my elbows on the table, for example, and don’t stand when a lady comes into the room or whatever — but I certainly know what’s appropriate and what’s inappropriate in social situations, and I don’t think, at this age, I need to ‘learn’ anything more about manners. (Not because I think it’s too late to ‘learn’ anything about the way I live, or too late to improve in general. It’s more just that I am happy with the way I carry myself socially and think that most of the time I at least know what not to do.) I’ve got a handle on it. I’m not going to change, but that’s fine.” And that’s because you’re a stubbon jerk. LEARN SOME MANNERS! (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (19)
  1. The more pressing issue that people need help with is public restroom manners, but I can certainly see why they didn’t make a video for that.

  2. this kids all like stop saying it like “chill-rin!”

  3. The advice is targetted at one specific person, so I think we’re good.

  4. It’s more effective if children have the ghost of their grandfather telling them.

  5. Are we not supposed to gobble or gargle our food?

  6. Holy shit that clown part is terrifying!

  7. I was totally following (and picking up some good tips) until the clown part.

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