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:03 2006-2006 LOL
:48 I want this girl to eulogize me at my funeral so bad.
1:21 Like, to the point where I would be willing to kill myself if that was the stipulation to get her to do it.
1:22 I know that’s not really a thing, I am just expressing how much I want that.
1:27 Ew! This mom is the worst.
2:02 [Salty tears] We should all be as lucky as Lucky in this life to have such a beautiful tribute before we shed this mortal toilet.
2:47 You fed him a couple of times and he was always looking forward to his food? That’s all you got, mom? FLUSH HER!
2:53 No, dad, she can’t say anything nicer. That is why I am urging you to flush and/or divorce her.
3:42 Now that is how you give a eulogy, mom. This girl is like a Perfection Factory.
4:10 Oh great, now the dad is calling Lucky Marlond too? I will personally help this girl file for legal emancipation from these monsters.
4:50 Thank you, Harvard Law School, for accepting me into your hallowed Law School. OK, Maya. Just three years and one bar exam and you will be free! All that I ask is that you eulogize me at my funeral.

Comments (18)
  1. my goldfish Zee died a few weeks ago. He looked like Lucky except bigger and more orange. He was 9 years old. A good fish. A strong fish. A brave fish. He never swam away when the cat, Pepper (who also died recently – he got kittie cancer) watched him in his bowl… he bore it with an iron resilience like the Good Little Champion that he was.

    You will be missed Zee and Pepper.

    /sorry for getting all eulogum.

    • RobinRubbermaid  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 +3

      Sorry about your fishy.

    • ?No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.? – Kin Hubbard

      Seems almost cruel to buy children goldfish pets. I didn’t need to be taught about death again and again and AGAIN. Went to school with red eyes after many a quickie morning flush ceremony. RIP, Zee.

      Heaven just got a little more Lucky, Marlond and Zee. xx

  2. i hope this gets viral enough for quotes/her face to appear on Busted Tees.

  3. RobinRubbermaid  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 +2

    This won’t play for me, but that girl does look insanely cutePLAY YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT VIDEO!!

  4. That mom should be more thankful of the fact that her daughter is adorable, and less completely retarded. How hard is it to make up a few words about a fish.

  5. Maya’s way ahead of a lot of us. The best part is when the mom says “We love you” and Maya just goes “LOVED you.”

    Kids with a depressingly deep understanding of mortality the darndest things.

  6. I want that little girl, obvs. But I also want a pink toilet. Where do people live that has pink toilets? I want to go to there. Also, RIP Lucky.

  7. Maya’s eulogy almost made me cry. No joke. She’s an old soul.

  8. Annie  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 +3

    Maya + Capucine = Cute As Balls OVERLOAD

  9. This is Rachel Bilsons favorite video. Or is it Natalie Portman’s? I can’t remember, i just know it’s one of the girls that I’m in love with favorite thing. I think it’s Bilson’s.

  10. I’m pretty much in love with this whole family.

  11. that kid is insanely adorable. can’t handle how cute she is.

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