It looks like Michael Arndt, writer of Toy Story 3, Little Miss Sunshine, and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, could be the one to COMPLETELY RUIN EVERYTHING. (Also, did you hear that Colin Trevorrow, director of Safety Not Guaranteed, is rumored to direct? That would be weird!) (Cool rumor news!)

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  1. I have to say I’m getting more excited about this. It’s great that Lucas won’t be involved in the writing, and the guy donated like $4 billion to education.

  2. I think we should just tank it completely and have Uwe Boll write and direct.

  3. Since this is clearly a soulless grab for money coming from a soulless Hollywood money machine, can we treat it like other soulless Hollywood money machines, such as the Octomon and Spencer and Heidi, and just stop giving it any attention?

  4. I thought JJ Abrams was already directing the new Star Wars movie? Hahahaha, I kid, I kid. Stick around, folks. This and more great jokes only on the Videogum comments section. Characters Welcome.

    • I would love to see the patented JJ Abrams exceedingly cheap ploy marketing scheme for Star Wars Episode VII where everything is deliberately vague and mysterious and very POV and very cheap and very annoying. Examples of my least favorite marketing scheme include: Cloverfield, Super 8.

  5. Can we get The Wayans Brothers involved with this somehow?

  6. Toy Story 3 is around one million times better than Episode III. Maybe Episode VII will project a little emotional authenticity.

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