Who is this woman on the cover of the current issue of V Magazine, which advertises a story about Scarlett Johansson? Is it an unknown model? Is it a friend of a friend? Is it someone’s roommate who happened to be on set? Is it an amalgamation of every actress who has ever lived, and many from the future? Is it you? Is it your crush? Is it all of the women in your sleeping dreams? Is it all of the women in your waking dreams? Is it another woman wearing the mask of this woman’s face, whoever she may be? Is it your “aunt” who is actually younger than you are, like how that happens sometimes? Is it one of your cousins, or maybe one of your cousin’s girlfriends? Is it a lady you saw on the subway who was very nice looking so you looked at her on and off until you made eye contact too many times and now you can’t look at her anymore? Did you see this woman at a store once? Is it someone you can’t place at a party, though you’re sure you know her from somewhere? Is it someone who was on a reality show but kicked off earlyish? Is it a heavily photoshopped Leslie Mann, or that other actress who reminds you of Leslie Mann? Is it me? Certainly it is not Scarlett Johansson, but, well, who is it? Who is this woman? Click through for full-size photo of this unknown woman. (Photo via Celebitchy.)

Comments (19)
  1. I’m pretty sure it’s John Galt.

  2. I had no idea it was possible to take a picture of Scarlett Johansson and have it turn out this oddly terrible. I mean, Scarlett Johansson. She’s the prettiest. This photo has to be breaking physics or something. I demand a full investigation of this dark magic!

    Also, pet peeve time, but girl power? Really? Unless it is either 1994 or V is now aimed at the tween demographic, ugh.

  3. Hmm, maybe if we blacked-out some of her front teeth, and threw a curly mustache and an eye patch on her, it would all make a bit more sense?

  4. So that’s what he looks like under that Guy Fawkes mask!

  5. Let’s ask Tyra Banks how she would improve this photo. She is a strong advocate for “ugly pretty” on ANTM, but methinks ScarJo has taken that too far.

    • “Flawsome!” is her new word.

      Seriously Tyra criticisms are the BEST criticisms. She actually told one of her models that she needed to “do less.” Could you imagine someone telling you that at work?!?!? “I need you to do…LESS.”

  6. Wait. For real though, is that actually Scarlett Johansson??

    • It’s somehow easier to see when it’s smaller, maybe because I’m less scared it’s gonna be a surprise .gif and scare me by blinking. Cool sentence.

  7. The only way I can tell it’s actually her is because she has the same jacked up bottom front teeth.


  8. She’s not real. She was made in a cup, like soup.

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