Presidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer. WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP? Today we are all Americans and it is time to put whatever whatever behind whatever but I just want Riff Raff to dance on Donald Trump’s grave. Can we please just all agree, as purple statesmen or something, that Donald Trump stinks and it’s time for him to put his money where his mouth is? I don’t mean that as the traditional colloquial expression, but rather that I would like him to literally take all of his money and put it in his mouth so that his mouth cannot make any more sounds. I want to make a reality show where Riff Raff and Donald Trump are forced to live in the Trump Tower together and then Riff Raff invites Lil Debbie to move in and then the two of them vote Donald Trump out of the house but Donald Trump is like “those aren’t even the rules, why does she get to vote?” and Riff Raff is just like, “shut up, Donald Trump,” and he is forced to pack his knives and go and it is the highest rated episode of television in American history but also the last time anyone sees or hears anything about him. Right? Who do I talk to about making that happen? Chris Abrego? This all, of course, is speculative and based on the assumption that President Obama hasn’t appointed Trump the Secretary of Crying. (Via SkeetOnMischa.)

Comments (18)
  1. Lil Debbie and Krispy Kreme would make a sweet duet.

    • I saw Kitty Pryde, Lil Debbie and Riff Raff perform in Los Angeles a few weeks ago. It was actually a really good show! Lil Debbie is an excellent hip-hop performer… and I think Riff Raff only slowly combed his hair through half of his performance. Also, there were only about 100 of his homies bobbing their heads on stage with him. I think he could have fit at least 25 more people on stage with him.

  2. I vote to allow Donald Trump to do whatever he wants, if he’ll agree to give $5 million to the charity of my choosing (I am the charity of my choosing).

  3. The Donald Trump and Victoria Jackson tweets were fucking hilarious. Also, Brian Williams covering the Trump tweets was a DELIGHT. They are the gifts that keep on giving, even if no one really wanted the gifts in the first place and would rather just put them in the attic and forget they exist.

  4. So many good teeth in this video, well done everyone.

  5. let me try that again:

  6. As the newly elected President of Television, I will work to make this happen.

  7. plz appoint Chris Trash to Secretary of GIF.

  8. I loved how shortly after Riff Raff tweeted the link to this new vid last night, he then tweeted:

    “EVERYTHiNG WAS AN EVEN TiE UNTiL WE DROPPED THE MiCHELLE OBAMA ViDEO … CONGRADULATiONS AND YOUR WELCOME @MichelleObama @BarackObama”

    Whew! Thank goodness Riff Raff pulled through for Obama during the final hour! This vid killed the Romney campaign. Good play, Riff Raff. Good play.

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