At the moment, America’s number one most anticipated movie of all time is the new Superman movie, Man of Steel. (Just kidding. I don’t think anyone cares about this movie very much. Or do you guys? Please let me know because I might not have any idea, which would be very surprising because generally I am VERY knowledgable about superhero movies and their popularity. Are you looking forward to this?) (No, right?) Fans across the nation have bolted themselves into their bedrooms, shivering, refusing to access anyone or anything (I realize this is taking it too far), lest their number one most anticipated movie be spoiled for them in any way. “I DON’T WANT TO SEE WHAT THE SUIT LOOKS LIKE,” you can hear, muffled, from the kitchen. “DO NOT TELL ME IF ZOD SAYS HIS FAMOUS LINE, ‘KNEEL BEFORE ZOD,’ I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YET!!!!” Everyone laughed at them (??), until now, in the days after the wonderful, perfect, beautiful Michael Shannon, who plays Zod in the film, dropped a BOMBSHELL about his famous line on VH1′s Morning Buzz. Please do not click through unless every Superman fan is out of the room. NSFSF.
“I don’t say that in the movie.”