It has been a long, loud, and confusing journey, but tonight there will be only one person left standing on top of a tesla coil, dancing and throwing electricity around for a crowd of onlookers. Will it be red, or will it be blue? VOTE & DECIDE! (Via Geekologie.)

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  1. I’m running for State Senate in the Albany/Troy area of upstate NY so if you’re around here, vote for me! Otherwise just get out and VOTE!

  2. You guys, just try to keep some perspective; regardless of who wins tonight, it won’t change the fact that we are less than one month away from the day that we are allowed to consume our own weight in turkey and cranberry sauce that retains the shape of the can. And that is awesome.

    • And then we will be less than one month away from destruction because 2012. #silverlinings

    • So glad to see the return of the taco face! (I am REALLY keeping perspective.)

    • Foooooooddddd! I am so excited for all the casseroles I will consume. But guys! I just had a really interesting conversation over the weekend with some people from very different areas of the country, and we discussed our respective Thanksgiving meals and the foods consumed, and there were so many regional differences! Soo, Monsters, what kinds of stuff do y’all eat at Thanksgiving? Being Southern, in addition to the turkey and dressing/stuffing, we have so many casseroles! Squash casserole, pineapple casserole, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, the list goes on!

      • We don’t eat anything “traditional” at Thanksgiving in my family. Everyone makes something and we do a pot luck. This year I brought seafood lasagna and mashed rutabaga.

      • I cannot believe that pineapple casserole is a real thing. The green bean one has been a staple in my family since forever, as well as the sweet potato kind – as long as you are referring to the one with marshmallows on top. In recent years roasted brussel sprouts has become a thing for us also, which is odd because we never ate them growing up. But their pretty great when done right (bacon).

    • My theme this year is “boozy thanksgiving”- all food will be cooked in some kind of alcohol. Beer bread! Bourbon glaze! Drunk soup!

  3. I see a blue guy and a red guy, but where’s the green man?

  4. Speaking of Testla coils *nerdalert*, I hung out with a bunch of engineers and scientists this weekend *doublenerdalert* and they were discussing the possibility of making an electricity band out of tesla coils and apparently fire can be used as an amplifier under the right circumstances?? themoreyouknow.jpg

  5. I voted this morning, and that healthy dose of smug will keep me running all day! I highly recommend it. VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE. And for Minnesotans, vote No twice!

    • I sent my absentee ballot in last week, yaay! Bummed I don’t get a sticker though. They should send you a sticker in the mail. That way you can confirm that they received your ballot too! I think I will run for Supervisor of Elections in my county next time and institute this sticker confirmation policy. #VOTESUMMER4SUPERVISOR #STICKERS4ALL

    • I voted too and there was no sticker and no lever! Boooooooo. Voting is stupid. Just kidding it’s great. But I wanted a sticker and to pull a lever.

  6. Any will.i.am hologram sightings yet? Give me a shout if you see one.

  7. the cats name is Tabulator

    • (he’s a tabby)

      • So does the person he shits on win or lose? I want him to shoot a duece at Romney, but not because I think he should be president.

        • The caption of the picture (that my friend posted to facebook so take it with a grain of salt) says:

          He’s a short haired brown tabby from the Dakin Humane Society. We call him The Tabulator. He has a talent for making predictions with his litter box. Today, he’s our election forecaster… we’re hoping he chooses one soon! Who do you think he’ll pick?

          So…..Iunno!

          Also someone adopt his sweet little punim bandana head butterface please!

  8. Also, I was going to say if this video doesn’t have Mortal Kombat or Mortal Kombat influenced music playing throughout, then it is a waste of my time.

    BUT IT DID SO WE’RE FINE.

  9. #WHTPPL

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