Put on your clothes, hold your breath, don’t ask any questions, and get in there! (Via TheDailyWhat.)
How did she get out? I hope she can breathe eventually!
Oh, I’m sure she’s fine. They’re just having fun! Don’t be such a stick in the mud!
Turns out I don’t need the necksnap muddive as I’ve been deemed self-sufficiently disgusting after a showerless week.
Thanks for welcoming me back to the land of the powered with a Monster’s Ball invite.
I don’t…I can’t…I…?
These guys know what you’re talking about.
But I have so many questions!! Who is going to be president next week? How was everyone’s weekend? Did any animals escape from the zoos when the power was out? How about inmates? If I wear a thin gold belt with gold ballet flats is that too much gold? If you had scuba gear and some kind of sonar, would you be able to safely swim in thin mud? KELLY I CANNOT NOT ASK QUESTIONS THIS MORNING!
Re: the gold belt/gold ballet flats, that is fine unless you wear it with this:
Unless of course you are Iman, in which case feel free to do whatever the fuck you want because you are Iman.
Is I-Man what He-Man calls himself?
I own this jumpsuit in silver, but without the flared legs, and I wore it for Halloween a few years ago as Ziggy Stardust era Bowie and there were three other Bowies at the party I was at!
Did you wear the eye patch? The funky funky eye patch?
Was your Halloween party in HEAVEN? Because that is what it sounds like!
I had a friend who did Bowie costumes three years in a row, but different eras each time. For the last one she came as present-day Bowie and her boyfriend was dressed as Iman. It was amazing.
All of my ideal parties are in heaven, and nothing ever happens.
I almost fell on top of David Bowie and Iman! I was coming out of a store and tripped and stumbled because the pavement was very uneven. They laughed at me while I flailed about. And that is my story of how I made David Bowie and Iman laugh.
I’m pretty sure that in Japan this video comes with a NSFW warning, because they actually recognize the fetish.
they really have a corner on the market of all the cool fetishes don’t they.
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