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THE OUTRAGE! First they let black children on television, and then they allow them to casually insinuate that marriage is about love between two people and not restricted to one man and one woman conjoining in an antiquated patriarchal contract to consolidate wealth! EARMUFFS, BABIES! I do love how leading Grover’s questions are. “What else?” “What else?” “What else do they do?” “What else?” “Is there fisting in marriage?” “What else?” “They give each other reach-arounds, don’t they?” Relax, Grover. That kid is five years old. He probably doesn’t even know what a power-bottom is. (Thanks for the tip, Gabe.)
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there’s no fisting in MY marriage.
Okay.
I firmly believe that the basis of any stable relationship is a quality reach-around.
I’m glad someone said it.
Really, Gabe?
I like it when another person named Gabe tips you, because when you thank him for the tip it sounds like you’re being sarcastic towards yourself.
My mom facebook likes this too.
Grover for World’s Best ever!
I love that part where Grover says “Islam is the light!” but he says it such that it sounds mostly like “I have a question for you.”
I LOL’d
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Dumbass.
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Some people (you) are just really…really…stupid.
Were you being purposefully stupid in response to Gabe’s purposefully ignorant comment? Cause if so, that might possibly just barely fall within the realm of humor. If not, well, maybe someday you’ll grow a sarcasm detector.
SO META
I’ve noticed that a good indicator of true rage is the use of the “I stopped paying attention when you ______” construct.
No person in their right and sober mind can justify the use of that phrase in any capacity, so it only shows its face when somebody is blinded by ideological angst.
Grover’s words are unconstitutional…..thats NOT it…
Well, aaaaaactually… http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/us/20090403iowa-text.pdf