After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Happy Carrie Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5  truckasaurus | Oct 23rd Score:41

I’M SORRY THIS IS SO BIG BUT MAN IT’S GREAT:

Posted in: The Third Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread
#4  lilbobbytables | Oct 19th Score:45

My costume is the same as it has been the last three years: Carmen Sandiego.*

*Meaning I will be in sweatpants eating candy and texting people with increasingly cryptic clues as to my whereabouts.

Posted in: What Is Your Pop Culture Halloween Costume?
#3  heimaey | Oct 25th Score:53

I made this collage of my dog while I was bored at work:

Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
#2 

Demi Adejuyigbe | Oct 24th Score:62

is it really fair for trump to call obama the least transparent president when 39 of his competitors are now ghosts?

Posted in: Donald Trump’s October Surprise Is Here
#1  martinmegs | Oct 25th Score:64

I’ve never heard of Willennium Park but it sounds like a song Will Smith would have written in 1999; when I Googled it, my suspicions were confirmed:

Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I'm glad that, first, Gabe has started doing "how was your day" and, second, that you are all enjoying them so much, because I am enjoying them too! I know just last week Gabe talked about how much he was enjoying them in Monsters' Ball, and I certainly don't want Monsters' Ball to become a place where each of us just takes turns talking about enjoying a recurring feature on the site, but I do want to throw my two cents in this afternoon: VERY ENJOYABLE! Like advice columns, in a way, except no one is asking for or receiving advice and instead everyone is just talking about how their days went. Anyway have a good weekend bye!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1  LL Bein | Oct 23rd Score:-7

Now the carpet matches the drapes.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Happy Carrie

[Ed. Note: You do know that you are talking about a 15-year-old, right?]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

  Frank Lloyd Wrong | Oct 23rd Score:27

Jesus. Cartman looks like shit.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Happy Carrie

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Frank Lloyd ! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  Jeb | Oct 24th Score:35

You Shall Not Pass (Through My Colon)

Posted in: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Disgusting, but perfect.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

 

Demi Adejuyigbe | Oct 24th Score:62

is it really fair for trump to call obama the least transparent president when 39 of his competitors are now ghosts?

Posted in: Donald Trump’s October Surprise Is Here

[Ed. Note: We tend to try and separate the editor's choices from the top rated comments so that more love can be spread because everyone works so hard and deserves some recognition, but sometimes the jokes are too dope and they get the full spread.]

Comments (35)
  1. International Unofficial Monster Meetup In Chicago. April 20th https://www.facebook.com/events/390112901058367/

  2. So I was in Turkey this week and in a cab. I looked out the window and saw this billboard. Took a picture as fast as I could. Not super clear, but I think it’s clear enough. Nice to see Gabe’s Intl. marketing budget in full effect.

  3. happy weekend, y’all.

  4. Fun week everybody! Have good weekends!

  5. Good job, monsters. Good Job, Gabe & Kelly. Keep the blog rolling.

  6. Happy Halloween weekend, everybody! I’m going to spend part of my Saturday arguing with a hospital about why they are pulling a spooky prank on me by sending me a random $30 bill for an emergency room visit I made over the summer (to get my first of five rabies shots after waking up to find a bat in my bedroom) which I already paid out the nose for months ago!

  7. Happy Friday! I’m going to clean and make soup!! Why? Because winter is coming…

  8. I am so happy to be in the Ball — my first time, and just two days short of my first anniversary as a commenter on this great blog. Thank you, monsters!

  9. Time to do the monster mash

  10. Happy Weekends, Monsters! Be careful if you are in the path of Sandy!! Her winds actually knocked the power out at work today! Stay safe!

  11. Gabe’s disapproval be damned, I found my Halloween costume for the weekend.

  12. Yay, I made it! Thanks for tha votes guise!!! Brady says thanks too! He’s a star!
    In the words of the honorable Celia Cruz I say;

  13. Here’s to everyone having a great weekend and Halloween!

    I’m counting on Hurricane Sandy G. Frankenstorm to hit the city on Sunday evening so that work and my midterm both get cancelled on Monday.

    Here’s to everyone getting work cancelled on Monday!

  14. I have a note to add to the Week’s Worst Rated Comment note.

    “[Ed. Note: You do know that you are talking about a 15-year-old, right?]”

    The girl in the caption contest was Sissy Spacek from the original Carrie that was released in 1976. Sissy Spacek was born in 1949 and was 27 when the film was released. So her age at the time that this photo was taken is probably closer to 25 than 15.

  15. Happy Halloween everyone how are you today

  16. omg i’m going to screencap, print, and frame this above my bed

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