From Big Bang Theory writer Dave Goetsch, CBS has purchased Smells Like Teen Spirit — a weekly look into new evidence surrounding the death of Kurt Cobain just kidding, it’s about a genius and his wacky ’90s parents!
Sample dialogue from the pilot:
Genius kid: Mom! Hang up the phone! I need to dial in to the internet!
’90s mom: Sorry, son, I didn’t hear you. What do you need?
Genius kid: Whatever. Nevermind.
If you’re willing to sit through a Vevo ad first, you can go to Youtube to watch a live video feed of Kurt Cobain rolling in his grave.
Oh please no. I’m not old enough for this! I was like 12 when Cobain died, but I still went into full mourning. I don’t have my shit together yet, people who mourned him with me can’t possibly be old enough to have billionaire entrepreneur children!
IS NOTHING SACRED?
NBC announced they picked up a sitcom that’s a first-person account of a robot that escaped from a lab and now tours as the bassist part of a “Alternative” band. No one in the band knows that the guys they know as “Stone” is actually a “Radioactive Android Prototype, Series E.”
Tune in on Thursdays at 8:00 for “R.A.P.(E), Me!” (followed by an all-new “Up All Night.”)
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many typos.
That’s just the risk you run when you decide to type with the lights out, just because it’s less dangerous.
Well, don’t I feel stupid…*achoo* …and contagious.
Staring: an albino, a mosquito and my libido
What are they looking at? Haha, just kidding Heimaey!
There’s Something in the Way you said that makes me want to take Lithium.
There are no conspiracy theorists who drive me more batty than Kurt Cobain murder conspiracy theorists. So any Kurt Cobain murder conspiracy theorists out there, you’re on notice. Now let me tell you about the dangers of chemtrails!
All the people who think that the Jews control the government just breathed a collective sigh of relief at finally catching a break.
Um facetaco and lilbobbytales, I think everyone knows that Kurt Cobain was murdered by the radical Jewish Al Queda faction.
Did you know that his “suicide note” was written in two different hand writings with two different pens? You must consider that as well.
Have you ever seen Paul Ryan and Kurt Cobain in the same room? Think about it.
I accidentally watched a 9/11 truther show on Portland public access this weekend. It was the most insane thing ever and most of it was announcing when their next meeting at the Gresham library would be (Tuesday? 7:19 to 7:30?) and trying to take callers but hanging up on them. And it was kind of infuriating… for many reasons. Also, they didn’t bring up any facts… they just told me to get my facts from YouTube. So I did and know I know EVERYTHING about chemtrails and reptoids.
Finally I understand why my parents didn’t like Family Ties…
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