This is a photo of Larry David on the set of his new movie, Clear History, and he’s looking great. Very good beard. Very good hair. Love the carpenter jeans. Although I really think that it is the umbrella that makes it. You can’t tell from the photo, but it’s actually a perfectly beautiful day and the umbrella is just a fashion accessory to make him look PERFECT. Just kidding. It’s raining. He doesn’t want to get his BEARD WET. Oh no! Not my beard! What is this movie about? I am sure I could look it up, but it is much more fun to just guess based on this picture. Let’s see: an out of work magician in the midst of a painful divorce decides to start his own denim line called The Daddest Jeans. Or maybe: a racist history professor discovers that someone has been squatting in his rustic, lakeside cabin during the off season, but when he goes out there to remove the intruder they become best friends and work together to build a bomb! Or maybe: Larry David plays himself in a movie about Larry David suffering a mental break down at a JC Penny. It could really be any of those, or a combination of elements from each, and i bet not a single other person has any guesses or suggestions for what the plot might be and this post will get zero comments because everyone will be like, “Well, I’m stumped.” (You can click through to enlarge, but why? Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (25)
  1. It probably won’t be about anything.

  2. Finally the David Crosby Biopic nobody asked for.

  3. Well, after seeing this picture, any enthusiasm I had for that movie has been effectively curbed.

  4. he is looking prettay prettay prettay prettay prettay prettay prettay prettay good

  5. I have a friend who used to dress just like this. He got a girlfriend who took him shopping, but I guess he could’ve gone this route too?

    • I feel like there are a lot of missing steps between those first two sentences that require a pretty large suspension of disbelief.

  6. You guys, this has nothing to do with anything other than I’m dressed like Mr. Burns in the casino episode (so Larry David gets me now — he really does), but I JUST LAUNCHED MY SITE!!!! I spent almost the entire weekend trying to get this fucker live and IT FINALLY WORKED!!!! I can take off these Kleenex boxes as shoes and cut my hair (we’re going to save those jars of urine)… I AM FREEEEEEEEE!!!

    pictured: me checking the page to see that it is live:

  7. Somewhere, there is a bald fictional twin brother who is very jealous of that hair.

  8. So somehow the long-sleeved boat at sunset jersey* is just going ignored?

    *my Nana calls it a jersey

  9. The Day Rob Reiner’s Stylist Went on Strike

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