GOOD MORNING, AMERICA! #hazed (Via PopCultureBrain.)
Still not as offensive as when he was in Forrest Gump.
OMG a curse word! No one has heard those and now all those suburban kids are ruined for ever and will start dropping acid ASAP!
“See the problem is I speak to suburban kids
Who otherwise woulda never knew these words exist
Whose mom’s probably woulda never gave two squirts of piss
‘Til I created so much muthafuckin’ turbulence”
-Eminem, and also Tom Hanks
Chet Haze should steal those…
ACTING!!! T.Hanks for that!
Like anyone could ever be mad at tom hanks. He’s the third nicest guy in Hollywood!
1st: Justin Timberlake
1. Topher Grace
2. “The Illusion” bowlcut guy
1. Baloo from the Jungle Book
2. That hippy that never wears shoes at the Hollywood/Highland stop
I don’t remember 2., but 1. is Billy Gibbons. Like anyone’s nicer than Billy Gibbons*
*this is from Conan O’Brien’s Celebrity Secrets from like 10 years ago. But it was hilarious. I make no apologies. VIVA LA CELEBRITY SECRETS!
Does he still do those? SECRETS is one of my favourite things. Hank Toms!
Let’s face it, it’s the mustache’s fault.
what a jerk.
“We’re having mic problems. Sibilance…Sibilance…Fuck 1-2…”
what kids are watching good morning america??
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