We’ve come a long way, and I can barely even remember where we left off, but it looks like Ghostbusters 3 will actually begin shooting next summer. Bill Murray remains uninvolved, AS OF NOW, though I’m sure we will continue to check in.
He can show up for some stupid adult kickball garbage but he can’t show up to stop Zuul? This is some serious bullshit.
Here’s what I think about this whole thing:
If it features the ghost of a dead artsy asshole swinging his iron dick around, i’m for it.
How many times has this happened to you? You have a hit movie, and you’re trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for audiences. You could scale the movie, remove the movie’s tail, head and bones, and serve the movie as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco’s amazing new kitchen tool, the Ghostbusters-o-Matic ’84. Yes, people of 1984, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Ghostbusters-o-Matic ’84 is the tool that lets you retread the movie with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.
Here’s how it works: Take your old hit from almost 30 years ago, remove the hook, and drop the movie – that’s the whole movie – into the Ghostbusters-o-Matic ’84. Now, adjust the control dial so that the jokes are blended just the way you like them. Yes, it’s just that simple!
Way back when this all began we didn’t even know what a Courtney Stodden was!
It’s a Good Day to Ghost Buster.
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