Winter is just around the corner, and with it will come all sorts of bad ideas disguised as fun possibilities. Running on an icy sidewalk, for example, certainly seems like it might be fun — like ice skating with your shoes on — but will almost certainly only lead to falling down immediately and looking so stupid and getting very hurt but not being able to express how you actually really hurt yourself because you’re already too embarrassed and have to play it cool as much as you can. Or jumping in a frozen pool in your bathing suit, for another example. I’m not sure what the best case scenario here is — that you would break the ice and fall into the icy water and then be so cold for a second and then go inside and take a hot shower and have a hot beverage, I guess — but almost certainly you are not going to reach that best case scenario. Almost certainly it will be this video, which DOES include some language, so HEADPHONES UP!

Be careful out there, geniuses. (Via Gawker.)

Comments (12)
  1. ‘Tis the season for Kelly to start worrying about ice and driving in snow.

  2. Cool video, Brüder.

  3. But freezing the water balloons the night before a big water balloon fight is still allowed, right?

  4. “Acht! Mein ass!”

    Priceless.

  5. Somebody call a doctor because I’ve got a serious case of schadenfreude.

  6. ugh he is a grown ass man

  7. Something about this video makes me really want to go out and buy a Kia Soul. Strange.

  8. The only thing that could have made this video more perfect is if, as he was kneeling in pain at the very end, the ice cracked and he fell in.

  9. I don’t know, I like these guys’ zest for life and willingness to laugh at themselves. I guess what I’m saying is, are they single?

  10. They’re laughing because they have health care.

  11. Really though, you should all check out his new band “SteveSkill”, it’s pretty great baroque-indie-pop.

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