Here it is, America, the Honey Boo Boo endorsement that all the swing voters have been waiting to hear before they randomly make their decision on November 6th by letting their cat walk over index cards. Things get really political at about the 2:00 mark.

As is the case every four years, Honey Boo Boo’s meaningful and important political opinion that sways millions of American voters and changes (or amplifies) the tide of the election must be gently coaxed out of her by telling her a story that she does not even pay attention to about how one of the candidates prefers another trashy reality star over her, but once this happens, her declaration is decisive and impossible to ignore. MARACK OMBMAMSFDMA FER PREZERDERNT! FOR MORE YEARS! FOR MORE YEARS! (On a sidenote: I haven’t watched any episodes of that show yet, but you don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose this girl with a serious case of ants in her pants! Someone get her 500 cc’s of Chill Pills STAT!) (Via GotchaMedia.)

Comments (21)
  1. And they tried to say that Obama ISN’T socialist. Clearly he’s got the support of the people who want to get paid for doing nothing!

  2. That was the best sidenote I’ve ever read.

  3. She’s too young to vote, you guys!

  4. This seems like a good place to share with you guys that I recently had an actual nightmare that Honey Boo Boo’s mom was torturing me in a seedy motel.

  5. Someone should tell her that we’ve all seen this career trajectory before, and there is good reason to believe that her political views will change within the next 10-20 years:

  6. This endorsement would be more powerful if most polling places were located in Dennys, but alas…

  7. Anti-boullion?

  8. She was sort of tricked into that. Good job Jimmy Kimmel.

  9. Guys, I’m really worried about the health of that zebra.

  10. the mother sounds so much like Miley Cyrus

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