You guys like movie trailers? Well, how do you like these movie trailers?! (LOLOLOLOL.) #Friday

Hitchcock

Sure. Fine. (Scarlett Johansson seems kind of annoying, though.) But also how is it even possible that there has never been a biopic about Alfred Hitchock but now there are TWO coming out in short succession? Does no one in Hollywood have email or even a phone? You guys should friend each other on Facebook! Keep up with each other’s fun projects!

The Canyons

I hated this when it was called Grindhouse. I like Brett Easton Ellis’s books a lot, and Paul Schrader has written some great movies. But so who is even directing this thing?! (I know it is Paul Schrader but I believe that you get my point.)

Room 237

OK! Cool! You got it!

Gangster Squad

This looks very good. But also can we have a trailer for a movie like this that DOESN’T feature top 40 hip hop? I’m saying that as someone who loves top 40 hip hop but it is very jarring! Are they 1920′s gangsters? Or is this SuckerPunch Garbage Fever Dream Part Deux?

Tarzan 3D

Ew. Gross.

Not Fade Away

At a certain point, people will finally realize that James Gandolfini should be in everything, and finally the world will be set aright on its axis. Not yet! But at a certain point. Hopefully soon.

Zero Dark Thirty

This looks really good. Is there anything else to say about it? Never forget that this looks good.

Comments (8)
  1. Is this Tarzan going to have a soundtrack by Phil Collins, too? If so, I am IN.

  2. Chris Pratt and Jessica Chastain should also be in every movie, Jessica is already at least halfway there

  3. I was hoping there would be some kind of super-hero movie so I could say something about ComicCon, and then I could be like “YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY COME VISIT ME AT THE CROWN ILLUSTRATED TABLE, BOOTH NUMBER 1121 I’LL BE WORKING THERE TODAY AND SUNDAY!” but there wasn’t and now I can’t say that but I just did anyway.

    Come visit me! I’ll be wearing all black. I have a stupid mohawk type haircut, and I’ll probably be drinking/drunk. I’ll give you free stuff.

  4. eww, the tarzan video’s screenshot is gross in a call-Chris-Hansen kind of way.

  5. Tarzan 3D looks like if Jurassic Park 3 happened on Pandora, if that makes sense.

  6. I feel bad for Toby Jones. Every time he takes a role, someone else does the same movie. First it was Truman Capote, now this Alfred Hitchcock movie.

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