You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and what you are willing to take from a blog post about pandas. Imagine, if you will, you are a human being in what looks like a regular human being habitat. Suddenly two other human beings walk in who you don’t recognize — they’re a little bigger than most other humans you know, their skin is saggy, and you can see behind their eye holes that they have something else going on in there entirely. “What are these weirdo humans doing here?” you wonder. They seem to be walking right up to you — and, oh! They are! They are here to see you! What wonders could they have to bestow? Could they be new friends? New MATES?! They approach you silently and up close they look even stranger — as if their skin were made of a different material all together. Your fears are put to rest, though, as you notice that they are covered in human urine and feces — classic sights and smells of a genuine human. They usher you silently into a box. “Huh, this is weird!” you think. “I wonder what this box is! There must be something pretty good in this box! Maybe it’s a pop-up restaurant.” The next thing you know you are transported to a much better human habitat — one that is both familiar and completely unrecognizable. Much, much bigger than the one previous. Where are you? WHERE ARE YOUR NEW HUMAN FRIENDS? WHERE ARE YOUR OLD HUMAN FRIENDS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

You’re in — the Twilight Zone. (/Were moved out into the wild by your keepers.) (Via Abroath.)

Comments (18)
  1. I actually spend a lot of time imagining that I’m a panda. I’d be named Miranda, obviously.

  2. So since this video is in color it must be from the 80′s Twilight Zone, right? What a mess that was.

  3. I’d get laid about the same amount :(

  4. oh I don’t know why – but this:

  5. “You Are a Panda” would make a great “Choose Your Own Adventure”:

  6. Rejected applicants:

    And

  7. Imagine I’m a panda? My liver hurts.

  8. I dunno about you, but seeing something in a human costume covered in shit and piss would not reassure me. I need a more convincing, human-specific scent.

    Any ideas? I was thinking McDonalds hamburger grease and/or Axe body spray.

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