Uhhhhhhhhh. Brad Pitt is in this month’s issue of Interview magazine, talking about whatever the hell he even talks about these days. Honestly, I am not sure. I feel like anytime you read a quote from Brad Pitt it is just the most empty, sanitized, self-assured thing ever. That’s not a critique or a complaint. I’m just saying that the dude is American Royalty and he knows it. He owns a bunch of castles, or whatever, and he’s married to his weird voodoo wife, and they raise their adoptive brood of potential future garbage monsters, and that’s that. What does he care about some question that some nobody asks him in an interview about nothing? He’ll say something like, “it’s about the work,” or like, “I’m 40 now, and it doesn’t bother me,” and it’s like what are you talking about? What work? What 40? The words “work” and “40″ don’t mean the same thing to him as they do to human beings. That’s fine. It’s just empty rhetoric from one of the most famous people in the entire world. Please just be careful with those kids! There is some real explosive potential in your household! But as they say, a picture is worth a thousand WHAT IS ON HIS HEAD HERE?! Eek! I know that it must be hard for editorial photographers working in the ever diminishing field of print publications to come up with new and interesting ways to capture the essence of people whose lives are lived in front of the camera and sell magazines, but GOOD GRIEF, are our eyes not human eyes? Do they not bleed blood tears?!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. JA, MON! (Barf.) (Image via JustJared.) (Click through to enlarge.)

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  1. Meet Joe Blech

  2. Burn After Rolling

  3. “Marley & Me Ex husband” – Jennifer Aniston

  4. George Clooney’s most dastardly prank to date.

  5. Brad Pott

  6. I am Joe’s Culturally Appropriative Populist Self Delusion.

  7. Interview With The Stoner

  8. The sad thing is that his facial hair is still stupider looking than his hair hair.

  9. The Dubious Blackface of Ben Jah Mon Buttends

  10. So you can just watermark someone else’s photo with your own logo? Cool. Thanks, JustJared!

  11. Nickleback lyrics.

  12. A River Runs Through Jah.
    Twelve Lions.
    Ocean’s Irie.
    Meet Jah Black.
    Seven Years in Jamaica.
    Confessions of a Bumboclot Mind.
    Interview Wit I.

  13. The results of Brad Pitt’s most desperate attempt to be adopted by Angelina Jolie are not yet known.

  14. Gregory Cala  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 +8

    The Curious Racism of Benjamin Button.

  15. I am PISSED that they are going ahead with the True Romance sequel without Tony Scott.

    And now I’ve made myself sad.

  16. A Comb Doesn’t Run Through It

  17. Doug Pitt, THE BEST PITT, would never do such a dumb thing.

  18. The first rule of Dreadlocks club is dreadlocks look stupid, don’t join our club, it is not very popular

  19. This is not a entry into the caption contest. I just wanted to mention that you KNOW Brad Pitt has always wanted to have dreadlocks and thinks they are the coolest thing ever.

  20. Bob Marley Legend of the Fall

  21. Somehow still very handsome.

  22. She definitely has a type.

  23. heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

  24. The harder they come, the harder they fall

  25. This Mr. Cool DIsguise is doing it all wrong.

  26. Cloud Atlasing your ass and all, Brad Pitt is also a rasta sex slave in Boca Raton this very minute

  27. Alex Lane  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2012 0

    ahahaha syke

  28. God almighty, the ego has no limits. Doesn’t he have diapers to change or something?

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