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You know those cable access commercials promising you an exciting life in computer animation? Well, this is what they meant. LIVE IT UP.
To be fair, we can tease the graduates of Mr. Bo Jangles School Of Computer Animation all we want, but this is like the Wall-E of computer animated toilet commercials. It probably got robbed by the Slumdog Millionaire of computer animated toilet commercials at the Computer Animated Toilet Commercial Academy Awards in the Best Sound Mixing category.
Meanwhile, Max Silvestri, from whom’s Tumblr this comes, makes a very important point about the ad for your toilet:
This video teaches you how to use a magic robot toilet. But it forgets to tell you to take your pants off! That’s such an important point of shitting. One of the top three most important parts, I’d say.
True! It’s like Alec Baldwin says in Glengary Glenn Ross, coffee is for closers, and Always Be Taking Your Pants Off.
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Oh good, heated seats. Now my butt can sweat even more during the long ones!
Hot damn I needs me that toilet seat. It would give me the ultimate bathroom experience my ass has been demanding.
Thank god for the internet. Thank god for Youtube. Thank god for you, Videogum! Because if it weren’t for your tireless efforts, the general public would have never seen or cared about this video. What a time to be alive.
temperature is adjustable, bitches
You can adjust the temperature of the water that’s going up your asshole, but you still have to bend down and lift the toilet seat yourself? Priorities, people.
that woman seems a little TOO pleased with the posterior wash…
This site is basically FromWhom’sGum.com these days.
(jk im mclovin u guys)
(Remember McLovin?????)
Yes, yes. But does it come with the music? THAT’S the kinda stuff I wanna hear while taking a dump.
Why hasn’t anyone pointed out the halo of light and sparkles that shower down when she’s getting her butt rinsed?
Also, don’t the dry air arrows seem a little too aggressive and, like, fisty or something?
I bet that hot air just smells like poop.
It’s ok that she’s wearing pants when she sits on the toilet because from the way she’s walking, I’m pretty sure she already crapped her pants.
I stayed in a hotel in Tokyo that had a toilet seat like that. The end result is just a lot of giggling.
Haha, I love the part that when the seat is replaced you see the light of god shine down. Good stuff!