Whoa whoa whoa! I hope this video isn’t a little TOO sexy for the early morning! What better way to get your blood pumping and get you ready to start a long day of work than by watching something perfectly normal and extremely sexy though, right? It might be a little controversial, sure, but if it works, it works! And I think you’ll all agree that this belly-dancing wookie video, for lack of a better word, WORKS. I just hope — this is my only fear — that posting this video doesn’t start a big fight about who gets to marry it. I know everybody loves it, but surely there must be someone who loves it the most. They are the one who should get to marry it. GOOD MORNING! (Via Vulture.)

Comments (21)
  1. It would only be TOO sexy if that Wookie also had a bagel head.

  2. She makes my kessel run.

  3. They’re only cheering because Wookie’s are known to tear your arms off when you boo.

  4. This is still 300000x better than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

    • That show confused the crap out of me as a child.

      I think I speak for all of humanity when I thank the film and television industry for never having re-broadcast the Holiday Special travesty or allowed it to be released on video or DVD.

  5. Khloe Kardashian has really, really let herself go.

  6. Is this what went on after the yoga class?

  7. So, so beautiful.

  8. human sexuality is a wonderful, beautiful, and often nightmarish, thing.

  9. She needs shaving.

  10. but why is the band Klingon?

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