
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Hold onto your butts! Get ready to be catapulted into your weekend flying on the projectile wings of the news about a possible Downton Abbey prequel from Julian Fellowes you guyyyyeeeesss! Take a deep breath! Sit down! Spit out your gum! From The Daily Mail:
‘I do have an idea of doing a prequel of the courtship between Robert and Cora,’ he said at the Bafta Screenwriting Lecture.
‘It is a fascinating time when the Buccaneers were coming to England and marrying [aristocrats].
‘Cora was in love with him before they married but as we know he only fell in love with her about a year after they married.
‘He married her purely for the money. I think that is something he came to feel quite guilty about.’ Fellowes said he was initially planning the tale to be a novel to accompany the series, but is likely ITV will to adapt it for television too.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! A novel to accompany the series first? LIKE ANYONE WANTS TO READ A BOOK? Put that shit in images in front of my face on a TV, like I want it! And make sure to give it a good name, like Saved By The Bell: The College Years, except reverse. My ideas are these:
- Downton Abbey: Gotta Get That Paper
- Downton Abbey: Don’t Be Downt’n My Love
- Downton Abbey: The Early Years, Earlier Than You’d Even Think
- Downton Abbey: Downton Abbey With No Thomas, Finally
- Downton Abbey: Downtown Abbey
- Downton Abbey: Possibly Featuring Bates Without A Limp
- Downton Abbey: Not Too Shabby
All good! I CAN’T WAIT! Also, has anyone been illegally (or legally) watching the current season of Downton Abbey? I have not. Is it good? Is it bad? Is Thomas a ghost? Let me know!
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Robert’s Upton Studio Apartment
Upton Abbey starring Kate Upton
Downtown Abbey starring Downtown Julie Brown
Uptown Abbey starring Billy Joel and a variety of girls?
Downton Babies!
Downton Babby?
I’m not sure the press release writer knows what the word “fascinating” means.
2 Downton 2 Abbey
-1 Downton -1 Abbey maybe, as it comes first.
Downton Abbeyer: When Robert Met Cora
Downtown Abby
(It’s a totally different series about a girl named Abigail that happens to live downtown.)
Carolyn in the Abbey is my bet for citywelling hijinks
I think “go to hell facebook connect” also has a charming ring!
Maybe Caroline is a nun in an actual functioning Abbey circa 1400 or so. Just a young nun trying to make it in the Abbey… Has an on-again/off-again flirtation with a beer-brewing monk.
To be fair, this wouldn’t be a TV show as much as a long-lost manuscript that was painstakingly written out over like 3-5 years.
2 episodes inot the new season and it’s very good, already a vast improvement over S2 (no face-missing imposters, as least not yet).
Yay!
Ban Debt Now, Yo
I can’t believe nobody has made this joke yet, but here we go:
Downton Abbey – Legend of Cora.
This was so great that I made an account just to give you a thumbs up!