There is only so much railing against both bugs and obvious danger that one blogger can do before she throws up her hands. When will the world learn? When will scientists develop a brain so they realize that bugs have got to go, no matter what harm it will certainly cause to our ecosystem and bug video making communities? When will humans learn that danger is real and life-threatening and getting hurt hurts, and they should all just be careful and have fun in the safest way possible? Take up an instrument, perhaps, and then maybe DO NOT COVER IT IN BEES? It seems so obvious to not cover your musical instrument and entire head in bees before you play it and then lock yourself in a box with those bees, and yet! I just don’t know, guys. I feel very defeated. Cover yourselves in bugs and eat some dynamite while you’re jumping off of a plane, I guess. Do whatever you want.

“Every show I get stung.”

“Sometimes I’ve actually inhaled a bee as I was playing my clarinet.”

“SOMETIMES I’VE ACTUALLY INHALED A BEE AS I WAS PLAYING MY CLARINET.”

Just thought you guys might need a refresher on those two quotes. Man oh man. What is even going on in this world. (Via UniqueDaily.)

Comments (16)
  1. You guys remember a long, long time ago, before the internet made us realize that things like this actually exist in this world? I miss that.

  2. But… why?

  3. BEE SHARP

  4. “I would rather play the clarinet while being chased by an armed man on a balance beam suspended 100 stories above the street.” – Kelly

  5. Inhaled a bee? I assume it died? We’re facing widespread colony collapse which will ruin our ecosystem and put an end to delicious, delicious honey. We haven’t got a bee to spare! If this man won’t let up for his own sake and the sakes of horrified onlookers, he should at the very least think of the poor dying bees who, I’m almost 98% certain, did not ask to be put in a glass box with a crazy person playing a clarinet.

  6. there is a lot of buzz around his new album I Love My Honey, My Honey Loves Me

  7. Playing covered in bees is a lot like playing jazz. It’s not the bees you inhale, it’s the bees you don’t inhale.

  8. Think i’ll trade my clarinette for a flute cause i’m way less afraid of snakes

  9. so if you inhale a bee does it sting your lungs?

  10. Oh, Kelly. Kellykellykelly. If we got rid of all the bugs, we wouldn’t have cool* things like this: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=112822

    *Substitute with horrifying if needed, your choice.

  11. Alex Thomas Hanson  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2012 0

    I’d like to see him take on a clarinet cover of Muzzle of Bees

  12. But how does he get all the bees off of him? That would be my very real fear and is currently the only reason I don’t cover myself in bees every day.

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