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The correct answer, right off the bat, before we even get into which celebrities make up each of these rumored celebrity couples is “neither.” “Neither, because I don’t and (most likely) will never know any of them, and the celebrity they date is none of my business and will not influence the thing that is my business, which is whether or not I enjoy the TV shows or Aerosmith music videos the celebrities may or may not participate in. And, to be honest, I think it’s gross and sad that we can’t allow these humans two seconds of privacy to figure out if they even want to date Stewie or Sherlock Holmes before pouncing on them while they stand next to each other, assuming they are in a relationship, and plastering the photo all over the Internet and gossip magazines. Why do we even care? What does it matter to our lives? It seems like it only hurts them (unless they are doing it as some sort of publicity stunt, in which case that is a whole other thing, but also a thing that wouldn’t be a thing if we would all just mind our own business) and provides no benefit to us. I don’t understand it.” That answer aside, though, WHICH ONE MAKES YOU MORE UPSET?! Is it Liv Tyler and Benedict Cumberbatch, or is it Seth MacFarlane and Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones?!
Two pairs of celebrities stand next to each other. Only ONE can make you the most upset. Plz vote in our poll and tell us which one it is.
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Remember the time when I really traded down? -Emilia Clarke
No offense to B.Cumbs, but Liv will be trading down from Royston Langdon forever, IMO.
She’s probably just cozying up to him so that when her dragons are grown, he’ll be right there as a convenient snack.
Livenedict Cumberler is more age-appropriate than the other couple (also, did you guys know that Seth McFarlane’s middle name is Woodbury? WOODBURY!)
Ummmm I think it’s Beneliv Tylerbatch?
That sounds like the name of a character in an Isaac Asimov book.
Oof. And I thought the First Law was that you couldn’t injure anyone…
The first rule of Beneliv Tylerbatch is you do not talk about Jersey Girl. The 2nd rule of Beneliv Tylerbatch is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JERSEY GIRL.
That is convenient for Beneliv Tylerbatch, as I think this comment string is the most anyone has talked about Jersey Girl in like 10 years.
Tangentially related: I saw Robot and Frank last night (Liv Tyler’s in the cast) and thought it was pretty good. See it if you can.
Oh God, I don’t know. I find Benedict and Liv so blandly attractive I don’t really care, but while I think Seth Macfarlane is probably a terrible boyfriend I also hate The Throne Games so I don’t really care about that girl. But maybe I do because sisterhood?
I heard tell that Charlize Theron and Eric Stonestreet are dating, so something weird is going on in Hollywood. People have started actually dating who they enjoy instead of who their publicist thinks they look good next to. It’s bigger than these two weird couples. It’s bigger than all of us.
Eric Stonestreet denied that rumor on the Emmy Red Carpet, but that relationship would have been kind of cool, I think.
Well, shux. That would have been pretty great.
I think Beneliv Tylerbatch probably have interesting human conversations with each other about things that aren’t themselves, which is a feat I don’t think Stewie is capable of.
So I wish them the best in their private lives and will leave them alone forever.
I think Macfarlane probably makes her listen to him sing old crooner standards as each of his characters, poor thing.
Videogum readers hate Seth Macfarlane -Norm Macdonald
I am disappointed with Lividict Cumberler, but only because I got really, really attached to Facetaco’s “the Cumberbachelor” idea. That was gold, Cumberbatch! Gold!
Although I wish you all happiness, etc., do what makes you happy, all that jazz. Just let me mourn for what could have been (i.e. The Cumberbachelor)
Seriously. I’ve been preparing my entrance video. It involves a song and a dance number.
That might actually be more suited to Seth’s reality dating show, the “McFarloner.”
Ugh. Seriously- look at Seth Macfarlane’s outfit. Grow up!
Benedict looks great though.
I want to shout at him – “WEAR GROWNUP SHOES WITH THAT BLAZER!”
Also is it just me or does he have huge caps on his teeth or something? In that SNL episode I kept expecting his dentures to fall out.
“that isn’t Emma Watson?” – a person who hasn’t seen Game of Thrones or Harry Potter*
*me
I was pretty sure it was Ellen Page
It really makes me wonder about her character when an extraordinarily beautiful woman chooses to associate with a douche like MacFarlane. But who knows, he’s probably got a really nice hi-fi system in his castle or whatever and possibly real dragon eggs.
The only thing that truly is upsetting is that now I am reminded we will never see new episodes of GOT since they aren’t set to air until after the world ends this December.
It really makes me wonder about her character when an extraordinarily beautiful woman chooses to associate with a douche like MacFarlane.
I really don’t want to start shit, but what does her beauty have to do with anything? I think it is natural that if someone is hanging out with a douche, they are placed on or near the douche watch-list, but wouldn’t you do that whether or not that person was pretty (or a lady, or anything)?
Yes, this logic implies that douchebags have limited their affiliations to only the pleasant to look upon.
But isn’t that something that douchebags would do?
No, the logic implies that beautiful girls are naturally not douches and should inherently have better taste, while an ugly girl will just have anyone who’ll take her and can’t be picky.
Yeah, that was admittedly a shallow way to put it, sorry. It’s just that as unfair as it may be, she probably has all of the most successful/handsome men trying to court her all of the time, and yet she chose him. It would be like if Ryan Gosling started dating Lindsay Lohan, to look at it from the other side. It just sort of ruins my fantasy impression of her based solely on a cool-seeming imaginary character she portrays on a fictional television show.
Livenedict Cumberler but ONLY because I hate her outfit.
Porn spoofs would have a field day with that name.
Yes. I almost typed Cumguzzler…but that’s also a word I type often enough…
See, but her shirt makes me think of the stripey sweater John wears in half the episodes of Sherlock, so I can’t complain.
Fair point, but they don’t match the purse.
WAIT, Seth MacFarlane does one good episode of SNL after making years of lazy, terrible television and suddenly he’s a Videogum crush? On the level of Crash Bandersnatch?? Forget all of you guys. I’m going home and I’m taking my ball with me.
No. No no no no no. No he is not. Bandicoot Cumbersnatch 4-eva.
Even Khal Drogo had a better sense of humor.
If Bandersnatch is dating someone, I want them to be cooler than Liv Tyler. Not that she’s uncool. She’s in Empire Records, which is a pretty good movie that was made in, I believe, 1996. But he should be dating someone UNSPEAKABLY COOL.
Here’s a fun daydream: Imagine Liv introducing Benedict to her dad.