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Say what you want about how DMX probably should’ve come across a computer already at this point in his life that wasn’t his smartphone, or about how maybe he needs to, uh, relax, but that shit he says about how Google sounds like a baby noise? Can’t disagree with that. (Via TWBE.)
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This makes sense. DMX can probably just pay people to answer questions for him. Or maybe he just uses Bing.
no DMX cannot pay people to answer questions for him because that would get in the middle of his money=crack lifestyle and also this is Earth-616 and no one uses Bing
The Summer of D(MX)oing
DMX is just like my Nana
Your Nana had one massive hit in the 90s and then disappeared from the public eye? Is your Nana Tone-Loc?!
Um, Tone Loc had Wild Thing AND Funky Cold Medina, tyvm.
Mine too but with a smaller RAP sheet.
NO! Don’t let him use Google. What if he finds out how unintentionally homoerotic his lyrics are? You’d be depriving the world of one of its true blessings.
Sample:
“All your mens up in the jail before sucked my dick”
“I’ma have ta show ****s how easily we blow *****s ”
“I stomp a mudhole in your face / Motherfucker, rip your butthole out of place”
He’s the rap version of Tobias Fhunke
Blood on my hands and there’s no remorse, blood on my dick because I fucked your corpse.
Best line ever.
He looked like he lost his mind up in there.
At the very least, he was made to act a fool up in there.
Watching this video can Mesmerize you. It truly is Wonderful. No matter what kind of day you are having, it is Always on Time.
are you confusing him with ja rule?
Sorry, I only heard the audio.
he did say “stop!” just like he does in the song and I was like, “is he gunna finish the chorus?!” b/c it would fit!
“shut it down [or] open up [photo] shop….[scroll...scroll]. that’s how rough [it is to Google]“
Nice
Have you guys heard DMX’s new track? It’s very …um, Krispy Kreme-inspired. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrBz7zd0ujQ
Ron Paul 2012
This might be DMX’s first meme.
http://tinypic.com/r/taqzd2/6
DMX is pretty much a black Skinny Pete.
This is the same man who, four years ago, didn’t believe that there was a black man named Barack Obama running for president. Which now, actually, makes a lot more sense.
http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/dmx-barack-obama/
this is also the same man who tried to impersonate a federal officer to get out of crack charges, claimed a woman raped him to explain away his child out of wedlock and also has been an admitted crack head his entire musical career
i like ITDaHiH as much as the next guy but it’s safe to say DMX’s brain went past the point of no return
Actually not that different from the last time I tried to use a PC.
I just watched an ep of Dr. Katz where Todd Barry was doing this exact same bit.
To be fair, coming from a point of zero knowledge, he is asking reasonable questions.
“Look at all these things. It’s too much stuff.”: also factual.