This weekend will mark the first day of fall, meaning that if you’ve been meaning to try to make time to get to the beach or walk on a boardwalk or swim in an outdoor pool at your friend’s house YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK! (Unless you live in a place where it’s warm all the time.) (In which case you should just STFU because your life is already perfect.) (Except for how you don’t get to enjoy coming in from the cold and enjoying something like a pumpkin cupcake or a warm gingerbread something.) (Actually, come to think of it, I like the cold sometimes.) (But both options are fine options.) (Life is fine.) You should take your being out of luck with those specific things as motivation to do something that you’ve been wanting to do for a while but haven’t. Like watch The Wire, or read any other volume of In Search of Lost Time, or write a song, or get bangs, or make a YouTube video of you doing a bunch of emoticon faces and then upload it onto the internet and have it find its way into a blogger’s Google Reader more than once. JUST DO IT! TIME IS RUNNING OUT! LIFE IS RUNNING OUT! DO THE THING!
See, she did the thing! And she’s doing great! Just do the thing. It’ll be fun, you’ll like it. (Via BoingBoing.)