It happens sometimes that we awake to find that the nightmare which previously existed safely in our sleep has escaped into our waking hours and hidden itself in an online video, waiting to be found. In order to eradicate that nightmare we must post the video containing the nightmare on a blog, or, in the case that one does not have a blog of their own, we must tumblr it. In the case that one does not have a tumblr of their own for whatever reason, maybe you couldn’t get the name you wanted and you gave up for now, we must tweet a link to the video. In the case that one does not have a Twitter account, ???, we must at least share the video with our friends on Facebook, or, in the case that one does not have a Facebook account, I suppose we can simply send an email to our entire address book containing a link to the video. In the case that one does not have an email account…Are you this nightmare robot?

AHHHH! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! I’VE ALREADY SHARED YOUR VIDEO WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? (SayOMG.)

Comments (11)
  1. These scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  2. Someone should arrest that robot for public intoxication.

  3. Didn’t you learn anything from Japanese horror movies, Kelly?? You save yourself, but at what cost?? You’re dooming all of us, your loyal readership!!!

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