UPDATE: apparently this story is “fake.” Well, you know what, you got me again, Internet!
Oh, man, come ON! Someone stole a bunch of DVDs, which already, dude, those aren’t your DVDs. If you want a DVD, just buy it, or download it illegally from the Internet like everyone else (except for us, because we have never downloaded anything illegally, because we are upstanding members of the Internet community and we would never condone or participate in that behavior but we read a trend piece about it in Mother Jones magazine). Not only did this person steal a bunch of DVDs, but they stole ALL of the DVDs there were to steal, like, there was a pile of DVDs and now there are no DVDs, which is a very bold theft to just take everything (although, and again, not to get into what kinds of crimes we do and do not support because the answer is we don’t support ANY crimes whatsoever, stop crimes, but if you are going to steal something I guess you might as well steal all of it because you’re a thief and that’s your job). OH DID I MENTION THAT THE DVDs WERE STOLEN FROM THE TEXAS CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL CANCER CENTER? Sometimes, you guys. Sometimes I oughta! That is just ridiculous. Not even just from a hospital, but from a children’s hospital, and not even just from a children’s hospital, but from the CANCER WARD at the children’s hospital? Drop dead. I hope whoever did this realizes they are being a bad person and spends the rest of their long and healthy life trying to make up for it. Anyway, please send your old DVDs to this address:
Layla Grace Foundation
12320 Barker Cypress Rd
Suite 600 #264
Cypress, Tx 77429
Says TheSuperficial: “They’ll be collecting through the end of September. Keep the DVDs rated G/PG. Amazon gift cards are welcome and if you’re worried about sending duplicates, they’ll send the extras to other parts of the children’s hospital.” So do that, please. Thank you.