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  1. “You know what the difference between you and me is? I make being the worst look good.” –Gwyneth Paltrow

  2. Who wants to storm the People Magazine headquarters wearing Zoe Saldana masks with me?

    • this reminds me of that vegan recipe she suggested I make that ended up costing me $400

      • wait, did you look it up ahead of time and thought, “okay, this looks like it’s gonna cost $400 so I won’t make it and GPal is the worst” or did you pick all the stuff and then at the checkout the person was like, “That’ll be $400, You got GOOPED!”?

  3. What’s the difference between Gwenyth Paltrow and a Hockey Mom – Goop, no literally lots of goop.

  4. Poor Gabe, always the People Magazine’s Best Dressed-maid, never the People Magazine’s Best Dressed bride.

  5. Maybe we were better off, as a species, when our main concern was all the wolves.

  6. Well let’s face it, she wear $100 t-shirts. My shirts only cost $85, which is why I work from home and am forever filled with shame.

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