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“You know what the difference between you and me is? I make being the worst look good.” –Gwyneth Paltrow
Who wants to storm the People Magazine headquarters wearing Zoe Saldana masks with me?
Can the masks come with this dress?
I’m going to hunt that dress down and make it mine like it is my missing daughter and I am Liam Neeson.
Sure:
this reminds me of that vegan recipe she suggested I make that ended up costing me $400
wait, did you look it up ahead of time and thought, “okay, this looks like it’s gonna cost $400 so I won’t make it and GPal is the worst” or did you pick all the stuff and then at the checkout the person was like, “That’ll be $400, You got GOOPED!”?
What’s the difference between Gwenyth Paltrow and a Hockey Mom – Goop, no literally lots of goop.
Poor Gabe, always the People Magazine’s Best Dressed-maid, never the People Magazine’s Best Dressed bride.
Maybe we were better off, as a species, when our main concern was all the wolves.
Well let’s face it, she wear $100 t-shirts. My shirts only cost $85, which is why I work from home and am forever filled with shame.
I think ALL of my shirts TOGETHER might not even cost $100 (that’s right, ladies and gents, form an orderly queue!).