Fun party! I think my favorite thing about this party is how safe it is. If anything it’s almost TOO safe. A lot of times you will go to these parties and maybe a fight will break out, or someone will hurt your feelings, or the music is bad. But at this party you just go, you have fun, strike up a conversation with someone new, tease a tiger, scream, poop your pants, lose your only child to the teeth, laugh, and get home before dinner. Fun!!! (Via TheDailyWhat.)

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  1. What’s in the plastic bags? Babies? I’m guessing babies.

  2. “The main thing I want in a party is safety.” – “Grandpa” Gabe Delahaye

  3. “Cat Party? Welcome to five months ago. I’m down with Dog Party Now” – Killface

  4. Sometimes I play with my kitty and sometimes he scratches me as a result of the playing, but it’s all in fun. I guess what I’m trying to say is that you can’t play with an adorable bunch of tigers without breaking a few collarbones.

  5. Is it wrong that I was sort of hoping at least one of those assholes would be eaten or, at the very least, mauled pretty badly?

  6. I hope it was open bar at least

  7. So do you think the tigers were having fun? Maybe this is fun for them? I taught a kitten to play fetch once… Maybe this is like that?

    I just don’t want to think about someone getting hurt and then the tiger getting put down and how awful people are and how much I hate zoos… I want to think that maybe this is super fun for them and if they’re really good, the tiger gets to pick out one jerky person and get to stalk and eat them at the end of the day.

  8. i can only assume this is one of those outstanding warrant round-ups police departments do with fake prize winnings. it’s either that or DisneyBloc’s version of the “swim with the dolphins” attraction.

  9. All these tourists must have been fully ingrained in the culture to be meandering around the city only to stumble upon this and join in, thinking it completely normal by this point.

  10. It reminds me of this:

    I have been to the city in question, but not to watch a tiger murdergasm.

  11. “Have fun as dinner” – Me, to those people.

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