What? The Barney’s bag? He was shopping!
Oh good, I can check that off of my bucket list.
Well, look at Mr. Cardinal Disguise.
Actually he was disguised as basically everyone’s dad.
Well, I clicked on one of the closeup pictures so I think I might be fired now.
Also, I’m pretty sure we all owe Jon Hamm an apology, and are required to stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times.
What? There’s no Stodden here. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.
Hey, you wear no undies with those pants, you’re just asking for it. Am I right, ladies?
I really hope there is some nice, mousy girl whose job it is to occasionally check people’s internet history at my office. And I hope she understands why I had to click that, even thought it qualifies as pornography in ten states.
All the gays were sending me this weekend. We are super excited to know that not only do we never have a chance with him, but he’s also very well-hung so it’s like a double blow. Thanks a lot! Also Ryan Reynolds got married today to Lake B-Lively – FML!
I KNEW you guys have a secret network! I’ll bet you get discount prices at all sorts of places too, huh?
I can’t tell you facetaco…I’d have to kill or convert you! But let’s just say there’s a regular Barney’s price and a gay price…I’ve probably said too much as a straight person you are supporting our extremely glamorous and fashionable lifestyle.
At least now I feel a bit better about the fact that I get to eat delicious fried chicken sandwiches.
Yes, you subsidize our fashion budgets, but you can of course eat whatever you want guilt-free.
We’re like yin and yang!
Heimaey, I think we need to go to Hollywood. There have been famous black/white pairings, black/Asian pairings, and, white/robot pairings, but I can’t think of any gay/straight comedy duo! We gotta make this happen!
I will go anywhere for Facetaco! Sounds like a plan – let’s DO IT!
Can I be the female sidekick? You’ll hit all the demographics! We can bring notsewfast out of retirement and then we’d have a baby too!
No babies! Babies are show-killers, everybody knows that! Because they grow up!
Unless…robot baby? GAY robot baby?
nice pun! double blow….penis picture….see what i’m getting at? sorry.
I sort of think he does this a lot? I remember some gossip site had a retrospective of his shopping habits awhile back.
Stop me at three pairs of hideous loafers. This is one.
That is not what I was expecting, but good for him.
I’d say it’s more good for HER, amirite?
Well, seeing as there is a thing called a Ball-Peen Hammer, should we even bother with this BNPG?
Gossip blog acts like it ain’t ever seen a penis through slacks before.
Jaws all on the floor like Hamm, like Jonny just burst in the door
and started shoppin’ his ass off worse than before
Jon Hamm has revealed a bit more of Dick Whitman than ever expected.
Something tells me this photo will lead to quite a few jealous and mad men.
Look at the closeup picture, you guys. Photoshop City.
“Hey Jon, how’s it hangin’?”
“Low and to right, haha. But, no – seriously.”
I will just leave this here:
Wow, there went half an hour of my work day.
I need a cigarette.
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