Just kidding! This doesn’t exist. Don’t even sweat it. You never saw this photo. It hasn’t been burned into your brain forever, leaving you permanently broken and scarred. Not at all! What a beautiful day outside, right? And to think, everything is right where you left it, and the world is a place full of hope and possibility with nothing lurking in the shadows dressed as a childhood favorite hoping to tear your brain out through your face. Hahahha. Put the phone down! What do you mean you need to call your mom while you still can? Don’t be ridiculous! Your mom is fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s great. Live in the now! It’s so important to just be present. What a gift. LOLOLOL. Good times. Great catching up with you. XOXOXOXO. Don’t ever die alone in a pool of your own terror sweat on Nightmare Street! Just kidding, you can’t, I don’t even know why I brought that up! (Thanks for the tip, Darci.)

Comments (30)
  1. either i pulled a Brokaw and the Ambien kicked in, or this only exists in some alternate reality in which R. Crumb created Sesame St.

  2. I’m not really feeling Nick Nolte’s dye job.

  3. Take a bow, Ice Cream Baby. There’s a new nightmare in town.

  4. Hey you’re the Six Flags guy not the Sesame Place guy

  5. “Muppet Americans” – Stewart

  6. At first I thought it was an old couple with face putty having a laugh and I was like “aw, let old people have some fun it’s not so bad” and then I noticed that hand. That is the hand of vigorous youth. You bastards.

  7. This broke my reality entirely and now Sesame Sr. is called Mulholland Drive and there’s dumpster monsters and violent masturbation and WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

    • I don’t understand the point of these. Does anybody not realize that The Simpsons (and Jim Henson’s Muppets) are highly stylized? Are we supposed to be surprised that their features look crazy when rendered realistically?

  8. They didn’t even get the stripes right. Bastards.

  9. Can you tell me how to get, how to get this nightmare scraped out of my memory banks?

  10. The Bert guy reminds me of Matthew Modine.

  11. Burt and Eerie.

    Ha! Oh man, that was terrible.

  12. “The tiny, human eyes are the windows to the NOPE.”- Shakespeare

  13. Coming this fall to PBS: “Sesame Slum”!

    - See Snuffleupagus get dropped by his insurance plan due to retroactive pre-existing condition.
    - Visit the grave of Kermit The Frog (frogs have a short life span).
    - Watch Count Von Count run circles around Paul Ryan’s budget plan.
    - And yes, Oscar The Grouch still lives in a garbage can, but it’s no longer by choice.

  14. Do we prefer Nightmare on Sesame Street or Nightmare on Elmo Street?

  15. Is this at Dragon*Con? Because it looks like it is, but I NEVER saw them, so they are NOT real.

  16. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 +1

    The Happy Mondays are touring?

  17. “This episode is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F.”

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