If you’ve been paying any attention to the Democratic National Convention this week, then you know how energized party loyalists have gotten after listening to the rousing speeches of Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton. (The same goes for the Republican National Convention last week for that matter! People are getting excited about these politics! Although I do think Paul Ryan’s lie-filled speech full of misrepresentations, obfuscations, self-denials, and straight up fabrications should be a bit problematic for anyone of any stripe. But hey! We live in a democracy for a reason: so that you can support whichever misogynistic, homophobic, anti-human candidate you choose!) The point is, people are ready 2 vote. They cannot get enough! And nothing is going to get those polls singing quite like this picture of Civic Pride. Look at these dudes. So glad to have them on OUR side. They’re loving the electoral process! So fun just to be a part of things! All politics is local, whatever that means. Jared Leto tweeted this picture because that’s the way we live now. Good luck taking that away from us, Koch brothers. Oh, you could buy and sell Twitter a hundred times over but you don’t even see the point because every tweet is being catalogued and stored in the Library of Congress and therefore by simply using the platform we have already surrendered an important element of our privacy to the scrutiny of the American government? Well in the powerful and liberating words of 30 Seconds To Mars, which I think are particularly apt here, “NO ONE LISTENS TO OUR TERRIBLE SONGS!”

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  1. This is the true face of what Zach Braff’s entire body of work inspires in people:

  2. “You gotta hear this one Frozen Embryos song. It’ll change your life, I swear.” -Jordan Leto

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  4. I used to be quite smug about the state of political debate in my country, until one of my highly decorated fellow countrymen compared the health effects of cigarette smoking to ‘the gay lifestyle’ as justification for not allowing marriage equality (although he claims he was misquoted).

    I’m going to dedicate myself to teaching my son equal parts tolerance-for-all and martial arts, so when his tolerance fails him, he can always punch the crap out of racists, homophobes and misogynists.

    Now I’m gonna take off my cranky pants, and go to bed.

  5. So glad these two aren’t afraid to be seen in public together every since Zach Braff came out on his website.

  6. Paul Ryan is a psychopath and he has dead eyes and my mom and I spent 12 minutes last night discussing how we honestly didn’t want to be alone in a room with him. We also discussed her crush on Bill Clinton and if we can get 1963 Yul Brenner to play Rahm Emanual in my upcoming movie, “This Goddamn Election.” Can’t wait to cast Sister Simone Campbell and the nuns on the bus, as those ladies were AMAZING!! (Michelle plays herself, but we get to borrow her dresses for the premiere.)

    • Paul Ryan looks like a Criminal Minds type family annihilator. Also, whether you decide to tell a giant whopper because you deserve to or you actually convince yourself of your own fake history, deciding you ran a marathon in under three hours and bragging about it is some Walter White level delusional sociopath nonsense. And toher references to TV shows to illustrate that Paul Ryan seems unstable.

      • He has legitimate personality traits that are associated with psychopathic tendencies. The compulsive lying, the lack of sympathy… the dead eyes (conjecture).

        I am not a fan.

    • Also, his family owns Ryan Companies, who own my work building, which has the worst elevators in the Twin Cities (and possibly the nation, and world, and universe, etc.). Paul Ryan hates productivity AND small businesses.

  7. 30 Seconds To Blargh

  8. A post about politics, Zach Braff and Jared Leto…

    Guess I’ll keep adding to my rubberband ball and then refresh in 30 mins.

  9. “This election will change your life.”

    Oh man, I just vomited in my mouth.

    • “Unless of course both your choices for Senator are pro-life or racist but just in different ways or big tax cheats or something, then your life will probably not change as much as it would if you had a real choice for anything other than Commander-in-Chief, but no, don’t be bitter about it or anything just Rock the Vote.”

  10. How beige do you have to be to think opening your mouth wide is a great idea for a CRAZY picture to show how FUN AND CRAZY you are? Braff, you are the embodiment of a bowl of plain oatmeal in human form.

    • I’ll bet he orders pizza with ground beef as a topping and considers pear halves to be dessert.

    • Maybe he was about to take a bite of a really big sandwich right as Jared Leto got his attention to turn for the photo?

      • I hate to even say this, but. . .

        I think that he is doing his, “This is how Fred Armisen got his own show” routine, but secretly he is just letting the guys that gave Fred a show that he, Zack Braph, is also game. Comrade Leto is just being a real supportive guy in the spirit of liberal brotherhood, like, “See, Zach will totally Armisen you guys for his own show, too.”

  11. Jared Sharpe & a Magnetic Zero

  12. Why is Rachel Maddow so excited to see that Deadwood extra?

  13. Or maybe, I thought Zach Brapfht and Jared Leto died like two years ago.

  14. so… zack braff is going to either bite me or give me mouth pleasure while Jared Leto looks on?

  15. Close your mouth, Braff.

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