Let’s ease into this morning with a relaxing Hawaii beach scene. Feels good, right? It’s almost as if you’re there, on the beach, rather than wherever else you are right now, not on the beach. Ahhh. There you are, sitting in the sand, on your too-small “beach” towel, wondering why everyone else’s towels are so much better. It’s like they went out and bought a towel specifically to come to the beach and be comfortable, whereas you just found this towel in your closet. If you knew it was going to be a thing where everyone else was going to come very prepared maybe you would have too, but you thought you and your friends were kind of all in the same boat, so to speak, with the towel situation, but now you’re the only one with a shitty towel and you just feel so stupid. Ahhhh. You rub sunscreen into your skin, protecting yourself from the sun’s warm, comfortable, but ultimately damaging rays, and you realize your hands are already full of sand. You are pretty much just rubbing sand into your skin, and there is nowhere for you to wipe the sand off of your skin because your stupid tiny towel is already covered in sand, as well. Ahhh. Lots of bugs in the sand, huh. You didn’t realize how many bugs there would be. Whew. So relaxing. What a relaxing beach scene. Now we’re ready to start the day.

Comments (26)
  1. or you know, dancing hamsters and stuff.

    • I think that videogum was taken over by Lisa Frank at knifepoint.

      Related: I have never loved VG more. Can we get some pegacorns up in here? More rainbows! And glitter. The people demand glitter.

  2. I am firmly on the record as NOT being a fan of the beach. Sand gets EVERYWHERE, and I am forced to show off the fact that my body resembles a plastic bag full of frozen shrimp. Not my idea of a good time.

  3. How do they surf those tiny waves in Hawai’i?

  4. You know when you’re watching an internet video and expecting something to happen, but then it seems like nothing is going to happen but you sit and watch the whole way through just so you don’t miss whatever happens if indeed something is going happen because you want to come up with a good joke about that thing that may or may not happen but then there’s nothing at all to even make a joke about except your own irrational anxiety brought on by the internet video? Not relaxing.

  5. Q: Who’s Kelly’s favorite member of The Doors?

    A: Jim Morrisand

    Good morning and goodnight!

  6. score by Angelo Badalamenti and David Lynch.

    (you guys im really into david lynch jokes lately.)

  7. I couldn’t relax to this video because I was bothered that Kelly doesn’t know the difference between a bath towel and a beach towel.

  8. ALERT ALERT ALERT UNRELATED TO THIS RELAXING VIDEO:

    TODAY IS IDRIS ELBA’S BIRTHDAY.

    Can we get a Blingee up in here? Thanks.

    THAT IS ALL PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR RELAXING BEACH VIDEO.

  9. I’d be able to relax on this beach a little better if those damn kids would just turn their music down.

  10. Yes, lets all watch an innocent looking video posted by Kelly because…OMG BUGS/SPIDERS/BEARS!!!!!

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
    – Some trippy dude with a handle on the way ‘o the world

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