Labor Day Weekend! Breaking Bad finale! Labor Day Weekend! Breaking Bad finale! Labor Day Weekend! Breaking Bad finale! Labor Day Weekend! Breaking Bad finale! AHHHHH! Let’s all meet back here on Tuesday and talk about everything that we did and also how shit hit the fan on Breaking Bad! I hope Jesse stays ok! If someone hurts Jesse I am just going to have a fit! HAVE A GREAT TIME!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Aaron Paul Holding A Box Of “Blue Meth” Donuts Caption Contest, and the Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 lawblog | Aug 27th Score:51

I think Walt just wants that dude to say his name since everyone else in his life has been acting kinda shady, refusing to call him baby.

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
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Capreezio Malloy | Aug 27th Score:52

one thing i know: if you cry in front of your brother-in-law, FREE COFFEE!!!!

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
#3 topknot | Aug 28th Score:56

If only there were someone to make a good cup of coffee to go with those donuts:

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Aaron Paul Holding A Box Of “Blue Meth” Donuts
#2 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Aug 28th Score:58

If you are trying to keep the cops away, that’s a pretty bad distribution model.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Aaron Paul Holding A Box Of “Blue Meth” Donuts
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Paul Shuster | Aug 27th Score:61

So, it seems that “Everybody wins,” doesn’t mean quite the same thing to Walter White that it means to… everybody.

“Jesse, you get cheated out of your methlamine money. Mike, you get shot to death. Everybody wins!”

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Very fitting that every one of these comments is about Breaking Bad. SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY 2 CHAT ABOUT THE FINALE!!!!!!!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 bluesphee | Aug 24th Score:-19
Mitt Romney is a robot, but come on…this was actually funny. Grow a pair and stop taking this shit so seriously.
Posted in: UPDATE: Mitt Romney Is Still White

[Assoc. Ed. Note: For it to have actually been funny -- or even to be considered a joke --it would have had to have something to say. Why it was upsetting is that by saying, "No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate" Romney was merely invoking a ridiculous and racist conspiracy theory to get applause from ridiculous racists -- not making a point (other than that he is not black). It wasn't a joke. It would have been a joke if "Drunk Uncle" said it on Weekend Update, but in this case it was not. It should be taken seriously because there are lots of racists and each of them has the ability to vote. Also, if I grew a pair I would have a vagina with balls.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Frank Lloyd Wrong | Aug 28th Score:58

If you are trying to keep the cops away, that’s a pretty bad distribution model.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Aaron Paul Holding A Box Of “Blue Meth” Donuts

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Frank Lloyd Wrong! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  badideajeans | Aug 29th Score:12

Oh my gosh.

Posted in: Afternoon Baby Highchair Dance Break

[Assoc. Ed. Note: The only appropriate response to the babies dancing in their highchairs video. Lets all watch that video again, huh? THE BEST!]

Comments (32)
  1. Yay for the one long weekend of the year that Canadians and Americans share!! I won’t be stuck at work on Monday with nothing to look at! I hope everyone has EXCITING long weekend plans!

  2. 3 day weekend means 3 day dance party

  3. I have never seen Breaking Bad. I have never felt so left out of anything ever, and to make it worse I know that it is all my fault for making poor (not-watching-Breaking-Bad) choices.
    Dance gifs to feel like I fit in again?


  4. [Image Courtesy: Chateau Marmont Security Feed]

  5. NO Sunday’s episode is NOT a finale. I am very upset about this artificial division of what is definitely one season. I can’t believe I have to wait another year to watch 8 more episodes! I watched the first 4 seasons in like a month and that was about the correct pace.

    However, HAPPY LONG WEEKEND GUYS!

    (This is my first attempt at posting a gif so there’s about a 60% chance that the above is just a link. Why can’t we edit comments? WHY?)

  6. Thanks Kelly!!! Everyone have a great weekend!

    Also: Dr. Who on Saturday!!!! Dalek Dance Party!!!!!!!!!!

  7. This Monster’s Ball especially speaks to me. It says, “You are inadequate, Alyx, and you always will be.” And I’m like, “Seriously, I know!” But then it cheers me up and says, “But hey, at least you’re a little more likeable than the stupid jerk who told Kelly to grow vagina balls, especially when he should have wrote ‘tiny lady balls.’” Aw, thanks, Monster’s Ball! That was very specific and nice. Good job, people better than me! Which is pretty much everyone but that one guy!

  8. This sunday I’ll be all like, “Oh my achey Bad, my achey Breaky Bad” sing it with me

  9. I just hope that my fondest wish might be granted: to trade lives with Walter White,

    I mean, I have a really, really good feeling about how things are going to work out for him in the end.

    (This replaces my old wishes, which were to trade lives with Gus and later Mike.)

  10. Dammit, tied for 5th place. So close! Now what am I supposed to tell my parents when I go to their house for dinner this weekend? What a failure their son is?!

    [img]http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fat-hawks-fan-dunk-fail.gif[/img]

  11. So…anyone else notice it says “Top 10 Comments” and there are only 5….

  12. Congrats ballers!!!!!! Happy labe whore day!

  13. Holy shit at giant Breaking Bad spoiler here. I’ve been being so careful, too. :( :( :( :( :(

  14. I love younger men. I have dated only men at least 5 years younger and as much as 10 years younger than me for many years. I love the energy and a nice tight bod. Older men just aren’t the same, different mentality. I seem to have more in common with younger guys. They’re actually more fun and are usually more interested in me. I’m flattered. I think younger men like cougars because they have no agenda, don’t usually want to get married and are usually very independent and don’t need a man to take care of them. I meet younger men on the site namd Co ugarkiss

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