• In 1990, Matt Groening doodled on a bunch of napkins and gave them to a waitress at Bennigans. Now, because the Internet exists, you can see them too! Look! -HyperVocal
  • John Mulaney was on HuffPost Live (which is a live web series, I imagine) after the RNC last night. He joked about it! Here is that! -GotchaMedia
  • Mike Birbiglia was on Conan last night to promote his new film Sleepwalk With Me. He told a story about a chicken salad sandwich and an airplane and talked about sleepwalking. He is funny! You should watch it! -Splitsider
  • Do you think America would watch a Beverly Hills Cop series? Here are what a few other people thing about that question, but first — What do you think? Yes? No? Probably, for a little while at least? Never? Other? -TheWeek
  • WHOA. The headline to this story is “Will Smith’s Vampire Bible Story ‘The Redemption of Cain’ Gets Green Light.” That is a very good headline. I give that headline a green light. I won’t spoil the rest for you, you can read it yourself. -SlashFilm
  • Aw, man! Randy Jackson isn’t going to be a judge on American Idol anymore! It’s like our whole world is crumbling to our feet right before our eyes on our TV sets! What world is this?! -Dlisted
  • The Avengers is going to be re-released this weekend, because why not. People like money, I guess! Go see it if you want to! Why not! You only live once but you can see The Avengers as many times as you want! -FilmDrunk
Comments (10)
  1. I would like to submit an afternoon link for the Wikipedia article for the movie Groom Lake, which I discovered today, and it is the best Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_Lake_(film)

  2. That’s nothing, I have a stack of Bill Watterson sketches of Calvin and Hobbes on Denny’s napkins

  3. In response to the fourth bullet point: Nah. No. Nope. Yep. Nope. Never. Yes.

  4. Here, I’ll save everyone $10:

    Cain kills Abel, God banishes Cain and curses him to wander the land and gives him “the mark of Cain.” The curse and the “mark” are vampirism. What a twist!


    • What about the story-themed rap song? What are the lyrics?

      • Now this is the story all about how
        My life got flipped, turned upside-down
        And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
        I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a land called Nod.

        In West Eden, born and raised
        On the playground is where I spent most of my days
        Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool
        All killin some sodomites outside of the school

        When a serpent, he was up to no good
        Started making trouble in my neighborhood
        I killed one little brother and my mom got scared
        And said “Thou arst moving with thy auntie and uncle in Nod”

        I whistled for a chariot, and when it came near
        The license plate said “begat” and it had dice in the mirror
        If anything, I could say that this cab was rare
        But I thought “Eh, forget it, yea verily, to Nod!”

        Up to the land about 7 or 8 BC
        And I yelled to the cabbie “Yea verily, smell ye later!”
        Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
        To sit on my throne, as the prince of Nod

  5. I love younger men. I have dated only men at least 5 years younger and as much as 10 years younger than me for many years. I love the energy and a nice tight bod. Older men just aren’t the same, different mentality. I seem to have more in common with younger guys. They’re actually more fun and are usually more interested in me. I’m flattered. I think younger men like cougars because they have no agenda, don’t usually want to get married and are usually very independent and don’t need a man to take care of them. I meet younger men on the site namd Co ugarkiss

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