When the great philosophers were trying to resolve that age old weed circle question of how we can know for sure that our waking reality is any more real than our dream states one of the main proofs–and yes, I feel like I have talked about this before, not even that long ago I don’t think, probably in some old post about spaghetti bloopers or Glenn Close make-up tutorials or who knows what, but also it’s worth talking about every once in awhile, because we are asleep and awake all the time!–was that our waking reality has historical continuity where our dream states are fractured and a-historical. There is no memory in dreams. If you put down a book in your dream it’s not there when you fall asleep again. But here we are, a brand new day, and as this supercut of heavy metal babies headbanging proves, the Internet is right where we left it.

Pinch yourself, THIS IS REAL! Good morning.

Comments (20)
  1. Waking up to Slayer is never a bad thing.

  2. These babies are pretty hardcore, but they have nothing on Norwegian babies*.

    *Norwegian death metal joke. I seriously put like 5 minutes of thought into how to make a joke about babies and Norwegian death metal, and this was the best I could do. Ooof guys. Ooof.

  3. And just for fun, Baby Metal Bands:

    This Little Piggie Destroyer
    Harvey Milk Bottle
    Napalm Crib Death
    Wolves in the Playroom

  4. Good morning, Gabe.

    *sucks Gabe out of airlock*

    *that was a euphemism*

  5. sponsored by:

  6. Time to insert the white gooey stuff covered lady from the GIF and link it to the puking baby at the very end

  7. i think the l!fe happens ad is a really good segue.

  8. The fuck is a Springboard, and why does it think that I’m okay with it playing an advertisement when I have not even told it to play the video?!

  9. So far Gabe is up on Kelly 2-0 today. HELLOOOOOOO come on, it’s Tuesday! Or is she off today? I should pay more attention. Anyway what’s up?

  10. These babies better enjoy it while they can, because one day when they’re all grown up they’re going to go to karaoke party and headbang to “Bohemian Rhapsody” and not be able to move their necks the next day without intense pain.

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