Hey ladies! How are you? Not so good, right? Tell me about it. It has been a difficult week to be a woman. Kind of like you keep waking up to the same weird old-timey Twilight Zone nightmare and you’re just thinking, like, when is this episode going to end? When are we going to find out that we’re all in a dollhouse? When are we going to find out that we’re actually travelling TO Earth? I mean, let’s not even get into it right now. We don’t need that in our safe space here. But just to scratch the surface a bit, you know, since we’re all here, it’s like first of all…Shia LaBeouf is going to be having real sex in basically a horror porn movie and WE AREN’T EVEN CAST IN THAT MOVIE? What the hell?! Sooooo difficult to be a girl and hear that news this week. And second of all, Leonardo DiCaprio recently invited Robert Pattinson on a “boys getaway.” You know? I mean that’s totally fine, absolutely, but way to kick a girl when she was already down about the Shia LaBeouf news! Annnnnnnd really just those two things I guess. Everything else is pretty much fine. But being a woman often means standing up to shit you don’t want to have to deal with (like not having horror Lars Von Trier sex with Shia LaBeouf) (haha) (I am very sorry!), and handling it with grace. Like when you’re a meteorologist and the anchorman asks you if you want to canoodle on live TV.
“WHAT?” Hahaha. Very good reaction. Good job, lady. Do not canoodle with that guy, he seems like a dummy! (Via Mediaite.)