Looking great, buddy! The unfortunate thing a lot of times with tattoos is that they don’t age well, but with this one you just know that’s not going to be an issue. You’re 79 years old and building sandcastles on the beach with your great grandson and you lookG REAT doing it! One afternoon at the senior citizens retirement community, sitting with Harold and Kumar by the swimming pool behind the shuffleboard holodeck, waiting for the 4:30 dinner bell to ring, you’ll turn to your friends (although truth be told you kind of hate them, but what are you going to do, you have to talk to someone while you still have life in you to talk) and remark that a lot of people as they get older reflect on the regrets they have in life and the mistakes they’ve made or paths not taken, but you’re one of those rare and lucky birds whose led a charmed existence. Why you can’t even remember the last mistake you made. You’re perfect. Just like your Batman chest tattoo. (Via FAILblog.)

Comments (22)
  1. I’m sorry, but with a tattoo like that, this guy just canl’nt earn my respect.

  2. Why do people always photograph their tattoos right after they get them? At least wait a few days, until your skin stops resembling raw hamburger meat!

  3. Bruce Wayne i love you love is forever fan love you

  4. Excuse me, Gabe, but that’s actually my Batman Begins tattoo.

  5. The current going theory is that he wanted to find a way to get people to stop laughing at him for having roses tattooed on his chest, and the best idea he could come up with was “throw some Batmans and shit in there.”

  6. When Gotham is ashes, this tattoo will self-destruct.

  7. how does one take solace is in stated advice when it is the source of constant ridicule?

  8. In their defense: Batman is awesome, and maybe some of us, could be any of us, have been thinking of getting the bat symbol tattooed to cover up other, faded, terribly executed tattoos that were done in our misspent youth, and if you have to get a big bock of something, it might as well be bat shaped, and anyway some of us might have loved Batman since childhood so might as well declare it to the world. Hypothetically.

  9. Gotta be from Russia.

  10. If you see a batman quote in the in the 9:30 post, it better be visualized in the 1:15 post (Chekhov’sGum).

  11. Tattoos like this happen so that we “CANL EARN” the art of spacing.

  12. I know a guy in Austin who has a Batman chest tattoo. He is always wearing the same outfit that consists of custom-made Batman boots, skin tight jeans with laces up the sides, and a t-shirt that is covered with tiny Batman symbols drawn on with a sharpie and a hole cut out of the chest to show his aforementioned tattoo. He also has Bart Simpson hair and looks like Billy Idol.

    He is my best friend.

  13. UGH, the kerning.

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