Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while to make sure there aren’t any dads dancing so much while they’re sitting down nearby, you could miss it. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.