Sad news today for the Rokerheads. It appears your superfave’s face is, like, totally broken. Summer bummer! Yeah, he was on the Today show (classic Roker) out on the plaza with Lauer and Guthrie and they were having the classic kind of fun that has helped America get ready for a bright new day for the past 450 years, but then suddenly Al Roker’s face broke. There is no word yet on whether or not Al Roker’s face can be fixed or if the damage is permanent. You hear about things like this happening to other tertiary morning show co-hosts, but you never think it will happen to YOUR tertiary morning show co-host, you know? Please don’t feel like you need to do this alone. We are all struggling with this, and it’s going to take all of us working together to process it emotionally. Talk to each other. Lean on each other. Today we are all Al Roker. Today Show we are all Al Roker. HAHAHAH GET IT? OH MAN HIS FACE IS SO BROKEN WHAT A SAD STORY!

Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with the friends and families of Al Roker’s face during this broken time. (Via WarmingGlow.)

Comments (19)
  1. Like Al, I hate when I have to on TV in the middle of a game of freeze tag. Someone tag that man!

  2. Someone turned his FACE/OFF.

  3. Al’s got a broken face
    Al’s got a
    Al’s got a broken face
    Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo
    Al’s got a broken face

  4. More like Al BROKER!

  5. We’re not called Rokerheads, we’re called StRokers

  6. had to look up the word “tertiary” and dont understand its relevance and context here in this blog post above

    • Tertiary (adj): of the third order, rank, stage, formation, etc.; third.

      So I supposed Lauer and Guthrie are first and second, respectively. JUST CLARIFYING, YO!

  7. “is it winter in New York, Al, because your face is frozen.”
    “well, we are coming up on flu season and that video was viral.”

    - Matt Lauer and the new girl, tomorrow on the Today show

  8. It’s okay guys, I think I fixed his face. Or at least put it into proper context.

  9. Between this and his ‘under the bus’ comment a couple days ago, it seems like Al Roker is trying to single-handedly destroy the Today Show, or at least single-handedly get fired. Good luck, dude.

  10. Nobody’s made a Roker Face joke yet?

  11. You can call ME Al!

  12. I was in the same trance as Al until Matt’s reference to Marc Cohn’s “great song, Walking in Memphis” snapped me right out of it.

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