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Your girlfriend was arrested near Tampa this weekend with several others for exposing her breasts and her butt in a bar for bar patrons and the Girls Gone Wild team, who appear to now be operating out of an old child molester van. After getting in so much trouble for filming underage girls, the GGW people must not be taking any chances. By way of self-defense, your girlfriend says “I paid for these and I want to show them off.” (Hopefully, you didn’t pay for those.)
The saddest part? “The women paid an extra ten dollars for a VIP card and a tshirt.” It’s at least nice to see the old making-them-pay-to-do-your-work Tom Sawyer trick is still alive and well.
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I wanna know why channel 9 was at the all-nite Girls Gone Wild filming…..and they’re SO PROUD of this exclusive!! The Best.
“You did all this for a t-shirt?”
*reality suddenly crashes down*
“Not necessarily.”
Exactly.
necessary correlate: That’s your boyfriend, sitting in the audience of a Girls Gone Wild night, yelling at young girls and middle aged ladies to “take it off!” and then dragging them to jail because he is an undercover officer and he is walking these mean streets to keep us all safe from boobies.
Boobs will be boobs.
That’s funny, I know Daralene Jones. UNIVERSE!!!
Grandma’s Gonen Wild!
“Let me just unsnap my girdle.”
I prefer the Girls With Low Self-Esteem series.
I think the low self-esteem series just came to a tragic end at the long arm of the law!
I know anytime I’m asked to take it off I do. It’s just the polite thing to do.
i lol’d @ “that’s right. And there’s been a clean up crew here all morning…”
I don’t know why she had to clarify that by mentioning the stickers. If journalism is supposed to be all sensationalism now, they could at least do it right.
also, there are actually laws against adult entertainment in this city? Is this a common american thing? Because that is weird.
Talk about entrapment.
Channel 9 I Judge You News is more like it. “Aren’t you ashamed of your godlessnses, you filthy whore?” “Not necessarily.” That is some fine interviewing.