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Wow, what an exciting week we’ve had! I’d like to again thank Caroline Creaghead, Dave Hill, Starlee Kine, Dave Holmes, and Andrew Ti for their guest editing this week. Unselfishly because their writing was wonderful and funny and smart and fresh and just such a TREAT!, and selfishly because I am a huge fan of all of them and it is crazy to me that I got a day to write along side each of them. (And, to be honest, it is also still crazy to me that I otherwise get to write alongside Gabe, whom I am also a big fan of.) (I’m also a fan of all of the commenters.) (And I’d also like to thank bug spray and air conditioning.) WHAT A WORLD! But it has been a very fun and exciting week. I hope you enjoyed it. I’m SURE that you did, but I also hope that you did. So. Have a nice weekend! See you back here on Monday!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Boy Dancing To “Vogue” At His Bar Mitzvah Caption Contest, and the Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
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Jeb | Aug 13th | Score:35 |
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WALT: How are we going to get more methylamine? MIKE: We’re going to cheat on Sandra Bullock. WALT: What? JESSE: Yeah, just like Jesse James. -Rejected Breaking Bad dialogue |
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| Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E05: THAT POOR BABY! | |||
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lilbobbytables | Aug 15th | Score:38 |
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The Kristen Stewart backlash is insane. Yes, she was an asshole, but I argue that the married actor was the much bigger asshole, and if he is kept on the Snow White sequel, someone in hollywood is getting a fart mailed to them. |
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| Posted in: Can’t A Fuzzy Faced Human Werewolf Just Eat His Ice Cream In Peace? | |||
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solid | Aug 10th | Score:38 |
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Talk about the pot calling the kettle black and then throwing it in the ocean! |
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| Posted in: Our TV Is Not The Problem With Our Culture | |||
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hotspur | Aug 10th | Score:39 |
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to locate Europe because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and The Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children. Whether that future is in 1800 or now, facetaco. |
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| Posted in: Our TV Is Not The Problem With Our Culture | |||
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jhsaxena | Aug 16th | Score:42 |
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Remember that time A History of Violence was a comic book? |
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| Posted in: Q: Does David Cronenberg Like Superhero Movies? | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: BOOM! Gotcha Cronenberg, you big old jerk. Great job this week, everybody. I'd also like to give a special little shout out to Frank Lloyd Wrong, whose perfect Jesse GIF was, although perfect, ineligible for the Ball. Great GIF, though! And great week. Glad to have you guys here, for real. Thank you for being so nice and cool ok have a good weekend! ]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
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facetaco | Aug 16th | Score:-21 |
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You’re gonna be in a movie called Hell Baby? I think I’ve seen a preview for that: http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/6512/sicecreamthisisaspecial.gif |
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| Posted in: Somebody Please Tell ‘Em Who The F I Is. | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: Just so everyone is aware, facetaco also had the second lowest rated comment with the same GIF. Good week, facetaco!]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
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Van Oben | Aug 16th | Score:22 | |
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It gets better. But it doesn’t get better than this. |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Boy Dancing To “Vogue” At His Bar Mitzvah | |||
[Ed. Note: Congrats, Van Oben! You earned it.]
This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice
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capsulekei | Aug 15th | Score:9 | |
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Videogum, you just understand me. |
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| Posted in: Benedict Cumberbatch Wants To Make Sure You Know He Didn’t Like The Second Season Of Downton Abbey | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: Videogum, you guys. The best.]
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Nice work guest bloggers, I hope you guys wrote nice notes in the sign in sheet on the way out
-Kelly
Congrats, ballers. Thank you for giving that gif a second life, facetaco. Let’s go get wasted, gummos.
new gif for facetaco
so sorry guys
Run Panda, Run! They are catching up with you!!
Gummos never say die!
This is our time!
HAPPY WEEKEND MONSTERS!! Have fun, be safe! Make good life decisions! I’m finally going to see Dark Knight Rises this weekend!
I’m finally going to see it on Tuesday! Yay for us latenicks!
High five for seeing movies 3 weeks after they’ve been released!
I am too cheap to go anytime other than half-priced Tuesdays, and I’m too old and cranky to wait in line to buy my tickets 10 hours before the movie when something new and popular comes out. So 3 weeks after the release it is!
I don’t really feel like dancing this weekend. Sorry guys.
Putin and I are just going to hang out and make some balloon animals. It’s just been a hard week.
Wow, I silvered!
Great weekend you guys.
Oh! Also, I got to see Rifftrax Live last night and it was great! They did Manos: The Hands of Fate along with two other shorts! Fun!
Torgo wants to touch your hair!
I missed last night, but October 25 is BIRDEMIC. GUYS! BIRDEMIC! AAAAH!
I am so excited for those dive bombing birds!
Woops, not meant to be a reply to you, hotspur, but hey, congrats on silvering!
I am pleased to accept your mistaken Manos reply. It makes that music play in my head.
Congratulations for not silvering the AWFUL way.
http://cyncity.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c9e5b53ef014e8a8246a9970d-500wi
Hey, what does it say about me that reading “Yo, should I dump this asshole?” all day made me kind of miss dating?
Woohoo, a Caption Contest win. I usually suck at those things. I’m getting close to an EGOT now I think? What is required for that? There’s a true EGOT too, right? But that involves logging on with Facebook Connect and saying something incriminating and awful, doesn’t it?
Either way, thanks everyone and a big thanks to the visiting editors. I loved all the articles this week.
Great week everyone (but especially Gary)! Let’s not forget to put our candy and pizza and sugar sodas away and brush our teeths and make our beds before Gabe gets back!!!
But it’s our last chance to stay up late!
I just hope Gabe doesn’t find the stain on the carpet!
Congrats ballers. Guests are fun!
OH MAN. I missed pretty much this entire day on here and now I’m all “hello!” like a stupid moron and you’re all “nobody’s even here, you stupid!” and I’m all “I’m going to make an utter fool out of myself and post a dumb comment anyway, in this post about the best comments of the week, because that’ll be a smart idea, I bet!” and then also I’ll be nice too, like, “look, this is my first week commenting here and it’s so much more satisfying commenting mostly anonymously here than with jerks on facebook who are always like “my life is so boring and today is SO BORING and that’s all I ever have to say about anything, always” and look, great, but still I’ll end up typing something stupid and it’ll be too late and see, THIS IS THAT COMMENT.
but anyway, I’m glad I decided to stop lurking about here for so long, silent as a shadow, still as a statue, and start being more like, “hello! BLEH” because it’s way more fun, like fifty times more fun. and just reading here alone was like a thousand times more fun than anything else on the internet, so we are talking about some SERIOUS FUN here. thanks and hi, everybody!
…I just wrote too much.
I’ll work on that!