Ok, so I know that this is Thursday during the day and not Tuesday at the end of the day, and I know this is a video and not a still image, but sometimes you just have to break a few rules and LIVE A LITTLE! Like this kid! Who is now a grownup lawyer and gay rights activist! It’s time to throw off your jacket, reveal your custom-made Madonna dress shirt, bust out some sweet moves, and caption this video however you see fit. One other thing I will say about this video is that it makes me so mad that I could not and will never have a Bar Mitzvah/Bat Mitzvah. I guess the equivalent would’ve been my “Sweet 16″ birthday, and do you want to know what I did for my 16th birthday? Watched a VHS of Memento in my basement with two friends. And I DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT MOVIE! This guy really did it right. Great job. Great job to everyone involved.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Let your captions move to the music! Right! Hey hey hey! Ahhhhh! (Via TheDailyWhat.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.