I understand that you are an adult and that it is certainly not my place to tell you what you can and cannot do, and what videos you can and cannot watch. Likewise, it is not my responsibility to protect you. Do whatever you want! Ruin your life for all I care! Drink soda and go skateboarding without a helmet and tweet about how lonely you are all the time for everyone in the whole world to see forever if they wanted to. Totally none of my business. But, with all of that said, I do want to tell you that you cannot watch this video of a spider molting. It is too much. Spiders are too gross and scary and no one likes them, even if they do “eat bad bugs” or “clean out your ears and nose” or WHATEVER people say about them when they are defending them for no reason, and you are just not allowed to watch it. I’m sorry! You’ll have to find another video to watch. Maybe one of these or one of these? It’s up to you. Just not this one. Not this one of a spider molting.

Are you serious? Are you watching it right now? All right, well it’s your funeral. You are literally dead now and this is your funeral. REST IN PIECE OF SPIDER. (Via BoingBoing.)

Comments (20)
  1. This is the worst reboot ever. You can barely even recognize Andrew Garfield!

  2. Any video that doesn’t end with one spider exploding into one million new spiders is ok by me.

  3. Why does that look like it feels soooooooo good???

  4. The related videos are “WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FILM SPIDERS,” “Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video,” “Surprise Twist Ending in Scary Spider Video,” and “Do Not Live In A School Bus!”
    I can only conclude: that stupid school bus house was full of spiders.

  5. This is like the opposite of the Petting Zoo.

  6. Don’t mind me. I’m just sitting here, following Kelly’s advice, and not watching this spider molt. See you guys at the afternoon links!

  7. This reminds me of the summer we got one of those butterfly kits where the caterpillars climb to the top of the tent and transform themselves. We watched and fed those darn things for weeks waiting for the big moment, which happened in the middle of the night when we were sleeping!! The butterfly cocoons were even more gory though because they drip what looks like blood for a day or so before.

  8. I didn’t watch the video, but the title itself made me so nauseus.

  9. Kelly, I think you have a problem, and that problem is spider videos.

    Now that your addiction has progressed to the point where it’s beginning to affect those around you– i.e. US– you really need to seek help. It’s not just about you and your life anymore.

  10. We really had to bring the Amelie soundtrack into this? No level of shedding will turn that spider into an eccentric french gamine.

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