Here at Videogum, we are dedicated to bringing you ALL of the important, possibly fake news from inside the private relationship of actor Jason Segel and actress Michelle Williams as told to gossip magazines by sources that may or may not have ever met either one of them in real life, AKA the news you want. And today I think we’ve got our BIGGEST (HAHAHA) STORY YET! From Independent Woman:

Jason had to lose some weight for his recent movie The Five-Year Engagement, but since its release he’s packed it all back on.

“He was asked to lose weight to participate in the film, but now that he’s settling down with Michelle Williams, he has totally let it all go,” an insider said.

“It looks like he gained 20 pounds, but Michelle thinks he looks perfect the way he is. He eats whatever he wants.”

Although his physique is changing, Jason’s ladylove is apparently not concerned in the slightest. In fact, she likes it.

“She likes his body,” the source said. “She thinks he’s cuddly.”

“He eats whatever he wants.” “It doesn’t matter if it’s just a handful of garbage from the side of the road or like bacon lasagna or extra dessert or even maybe a few sheets of felt or even if he accidentally eats a bug — it just doesn’t matter because Michelle Williams loves him the way he is.”  Congratulations to this happy couple and to Jason Segel’s apparent healthy appetite. We should all be so lucky, RIGHT GENTLEMEN? (Via Celebitchy.)

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    • Hey, some of us happen to look good puffy! LOTS of women like the fact that my body resembles a plastic bag full of frozen shrimp!

      • I never said he didn’t look good. I have a celeb crush on him and agree he looks “cuddly” although that’s not the word I’d use because I think it sounds creepy…but I stand by my original conviction – he’s chubby and I ain’t saying that’s a bad thing, but apparently his production company is saying that.

        • And I like you for your mind anyway facetaco – IRL you can be fat and my gay boy crush on your straight boy ass wouldn’t go away! :*

    • If Jason Segal is Puffy then I’m Notorious B.I.G haha I have hundreds of these kind of dad jokes

    • Haha, so glad to see all these broads are on the rag when it comes to discussing MALE body image, as well. About time we get some gender equality around here!

  2. In related news, Steven Seagal likes Michelle Williams’ body.

  3. It’s no coincidence that they just spent and extended period of time with Jason’s parents, who happen to keep a lot of jars of ragu handy.

  4. he’s been eating a lot of pasta lately. like a lot.

  5. SHE LIKES HIS BODY?!?! Her daughter wants them to get married?!?! She was in Wendy & Lucy and he was in The Muppets! Two wonderful movies with wonderful acting. This is a no brainer. Get hitched TO ME, MICHELLE!

  6. I bet their private chef is Ryan Gosling

  7. As I get older, I find myself less and less attracted to super fit guys. Being super fit in your 20s means you go for a jog a couple of times a week. Being super fit in your 30s means you’re exceptionally dedicated to being No Fun. I’ll take a chubby guy who I can have a beer with over a guy with a 6-pack who spends 2 hours a day at them gym. Fun is sexier every time.

  8. I love Ryan Gosling for his cooking. I love Jason Segel for his body. I love the Ke$ha for the lyrics.

  9. I just want to make it known that one day I tweeted about how much I wanted a particular dress (2cool4school), and then a few short weeks later, photos came out of these two holding hands and SHE WAS WEARING MY DRESS.

    This means war.

  10. The man is 6’4. How much cuddle can you really get out of 20 pounds?

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